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She melted her face for nothing.
She melted her face for ~~nothing~~ tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars and job security for life.
Fixed it for you.
Pretty decent tradeoff when you already have no scruples or other redeeming personality traits tbh 🤷
job security for life
Except she literally just got fired?
She still works for the government, just not as secretary of DHS.
As a pundit or the like, I mean.
Faux News, Newsmax, Breitbart, The Blaze, etc LOVE themselves some shills with insider experience and salivate at the mention of ICE
transfered to the fifa gold medal department. Colbert said it better.
At least now she can find work as a living statue.
"Living" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
Because she’s had so much Botox she can’t express emotion on her face
Bitch takes her face off at night and soaks it in a jar of adrenochrome.
She is going to look so much worse than if she just aged gracefully like the rest of us. Already, look at her neck, she's no looker, just wearing a mask.
Tia Imelda?!!!!
Remember, Dizzne is an evil company regardless of how cute their drawings are.
they used power tools
Too much botox
So beautiful
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2026
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