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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Look.

I love espresso martinis and I love wings

I don't even think as separate entities they go together

This is an abomination

[-] Fondots@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don't know if this particular iteration of this is good, but I can see at least the start of a good idea here

I don't know exactly what's in their wing rub, but I'll bet it's probably along the lines of salt, pepper, chili powder of some kind (probably cayenne,) garlic & onion powder

Coffee has a fairly similar flavor profile to dark chocolate

Chocolate and chili peppers is a pretty classic combination, think along the lines of a Mexican hot chocolate

And salt also goes well with chocolate, and a tiny pinch of salt is a common hack to cut the bitterness of coffee.

The garlic/onion powder and any other herbs/spices in there are kind of the oddballs, they're definitely going to pull things more towards the savory end of the spectrum, but things like coffee-rubbed steaks are a thing, and sweet & savory combinations are a thing, so I'm not immediately horrified by that concept.

Again, don't know if this particular version is good, but I think someone somewhere out there could probably make a good version of this idea.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

pureeing random shit and separating it out in a explody-spinny-thing lets you extract flavors without getting all the solids.

I'm not sure I would trust BWW with a giant lab grade centrifuge though. that seems like a recipe for world-ending consequences.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 points 1 month ago

That's it. Capitalism has gone too far!

[-] artifex@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

We can only hope that supply outpaces demand.

[-] username_1@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Let it go. Even farther and don't come back...

[-] Asafum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like it'll go great with that ranch dressing milkshake

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

Chick-nobyl! 5000 wings, 10,000 beaks, a pallet of dipping sauces, airdropped ranch and two of the sickest, saddest celery sticks you've ever seen!

[-] Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

No thank you. I only drink vegan gin.

[-] tabarnaski@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

This is not only a keto thing, I've heard that doctors who prescribe ozempic recommend to take protein supplements.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, yes, the ol' puke+diarrhea multi-flavor banger, and chock fulla mystery texture.

Genius. 😬

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Failing Buffalo Wild Wings gets free publicity by pulling viral stunt!

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Contrary to the popular saying, not all publicity is good publicity.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

U fookin wut, mate?

[-] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

100% Marketing. Will be off the menu once we forget. 

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