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[-] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Another first amendment violation!

[-] radix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

"It's been 0 days since this administration violated someone's rights."

The "0" is just written in ink. It has not changed, and never will.

[-] eddie@feddit.online 3 points 1 week ago

more like written in blood

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

They know, and they don't care and furthermore they ask you the people "what are you gonna do about it?"

This regime is just WAITING for citizens to step up. They are itching to initiate martial law and the insurrection act now more than ever.

[-] kurmudgeon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

What a collosal pussy. All armed service members should be absolutely ashamed to be following such a shallow, childish, vain, poor excuse of a man. You would sacrifice your life on the whims of this douchebag?

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I feel ashamed about signing up 20 years ago, and every one of us who’ve done so should be sighting in rifle sights again.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Now they'll have no choice but to reuse all the unflattering photos they already took.

5D chess...

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 1 week ago
[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Yes. Streisand the fuck out of this. Unflattering photos in the press is part of being a public servant douchebag.

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

The problem with taking good photos of Pete Hegseth is that, no matter what, it's still a photo of Pete Hegseth.

[-] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

This was my first thought lol. Like, there are flattering photos of Hegseth? At best he looks smarmy.

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, his personality comes through.

[-] eddie@feddit.online 2 points 1 week ago

hate when that happens

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This is a lot more serious than the headline...

Photographs from the briefings are immediately released online for the public and press to use. If that hurts the business model for certain news outlets, then they should consider applying for a Pentagon press credential,” Wilson wrote.

Last year, the Pentagon implemented a new rule for media that required credentialed outlets to agree to a new policy that states reporters cannot gather or publish information from the Defense Department that is not explicitly authorized.

That includes declassified information or off-the-record conversations, no matter where the information was obtained.

Many mainstream media outlets refused to sign the agreement, finding the new rules oppressive. As a result, major broadcasters such as Fox News, ABC News, CBS News, CNN and NBC News; legacy newspapers such as the Associated Press, New York Times, Washington Post and Wall Street Journal; and other outlets lost their Pentagon press credentials.

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

And yet they'll keep shouting Free Speech unironically.

[-] devolution@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What a snowflake pussy.

[-] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You can put lipstick on a pig. However, in the end it's still lipstick.

[-] alpha1beta@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

he should be thrilled they took pictures of his, standing, clothed and not face first in a puddle of his own piss, spilled booze and vomit.

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What a pussy

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 week ago

Sober up, Pete. Catch a shower and maybe change the oil in your hair.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago
[-] xerxes@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Nice, so Pete gonna put a bag on his head or what?

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

he's just mad they aren't taking photos of his white supremacist tattoos

[-] hudhf@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago
[-] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

That is not a question you should ask with this administration, because the answer is always yes.

[-] huppakee@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Cunts all the way down.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

This is referred to as Escher's Cunt.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

There is always a bigger cunt. They invented the male camel toe.

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