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Like hello, it’s my first day as a Standing School graduate, how am I doing? Any tips?

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago

I can't get it out of my head that trump stands like he's the front half of a centaur

[-] Duranie@leminal.space 27 points 1 week ago

And his son's have strong, child bearing hips.

[-] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 28 points 1 week ago
[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago

Every person in that image has a bit of this illusion happening

[-] BearerOfPickles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Spent about an hour looking into The Poggendorff Illusion because I've never seen it. Turns out I may be immune to that shit, I can't see the illusion, and that means the Trump human family stands in a far stranger manner because I can't make sense of what I see when I gaze upon their disturbing visages

[-] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

yeah I don't see it either. had to read the wikipedia page to figure out what the illusion was supposed to be

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago
[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

The “standing at a weird angle trying to rinse your body without rinsing out your conditioner” pose on the far right, been there many times in the shower

[-] fox@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Imagine having unlimited money and dressing like that. Like at make the suits out of silk or something

[-] AF_R@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

Iirc Trump wears cheap shitty un-tailored men’s wearhouse suits which is deeply funny on a spiritual level to me

[-] hexthismess@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

The floorsheim gifting is really supporting the men's warehouse idea

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

performance enhancing digital image manipulation

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Puff that chest out, inverse the knee, hands awkward at the side, it's the Trump School Of Standing.

[-] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

The hands look so awkward like curled but not relaxed curled

When I was 5 years old, I thought it was normal to walk around like how they did the walk animation for the characters in the original Masters of the Universe cartoon (which was just the janky 5-frame "running" animation, but slowed down). This reminds me of that, except there's no exasperated adult asking why the fuck you're doing that.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

These ghouls are genuinely uncanny. I saw one of them on a strong psychedelic experience one time and damn near had a panic attack. Weird lookin "people" imo

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

We are Making Standing Great Again folks, like you wouldn't believe

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're built different

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

doing succession cosplay on 200 budget

Is this photoshopped?

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