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[-] callyral@pawb.social 191 points 1 month ago

This is actually really helpful it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil and that's pretty helpful because it makes your keys be wrapped in aluminum foil

[-] kinkles@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 month ago

I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago

It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Not my pocket penis!

[-] whiskybourbon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

One of those detachable penises eh?

[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

No way, the new one with the vibration function?

I'm jealous.

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[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?

[-] Juice@midwest.social 35 points 1 month ago

I was skeptical, but when i wrapped my own keyfob in aluminum foil, I discovered that not only was my keyfob wrapped in aluminum foil, but also there was a wrapping of foiled aluminum on my keyfob! Total success!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

I do it with everything now, even potatoes.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 10 points 1 month ago

Perfect for microwaving them to make a 1-day blinding stew

[-] Juice@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

A little aluminum foil, a little keyfob, you could get a stew going!

[-] Juice@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Potatoes are such a good idea because you wrap them in aluminum foil, cook em. And then the foil like qualities of the aluminum pass into the potato so I eat all the white stuff leaving potato foil, so one can actually take the aluminum foil I cooked the potato in, make it into a ball, place it inside the potato foil, and then wrap the whole thing in aluminum foil making an aluminum foil potato wrapped in potato foil wrapped in aluminum foil!

Now you know what to make cherished loved ones for presents

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[-] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Either I have covid brain fog, or pseudo dementia induced by depression, or both. I really was so thrown off.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Big if true

[-] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 107 points 1 month ago

At least this one is fake. Not like the Flock Camera one where it turned out that they actually each have about 2.4lbs of copper and 0.28oz of gold.

[-] edinbruh@feddit.it 88 points 1 month ago

P.S.A. flock cameras do not have 2.4lbs of copper and 0.28oz of gold in each. They actually have 2.4 kilos of copper and 280 grams of gold in each. Just smash one to bits and see for yourself!

And natural, princess cut diamonds. Don't forget those.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

And your parents accepting and being proud of you in a way that is tangible, repeatable, and transferrable.

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Now i know it's fake

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 41 points 1 month ago

Isn't there a thing where car thiefs use an RF booster to make newer cars think the keyfob is right next to the receiver?

Personally, I'd want an antenna on/off switch that gets activated by shoving it in the keyfob hole. Seems reasonably secure.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

If we do something like that, we can also reduce the size and change the material. Just for ease of use, maybe something thin and metal, like this?

[-] shininghero@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago

Heh, it's on the right track. But as an IT guy and tech nerd, I'd want to go for something like this. I've even set mine up for computer logins back when I had an Active Directory test environment for learning.

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Nono, you see that would actually be user serviceable and convenient for the consumer!! You're fired Smith. Johnson, tell me again about your llm powered brain mounted key fob with ad injection and $20 a month subscription? I love it! You're promoted!!

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

That would never work, where's the battery even supposed to go? ;)

[-] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Maybe just use an rfid coil in the ignition and turn a key to start like immobilizers have done for like 20-30 years at this point.

Better yet use physical contacts in the key and use an on key cryptographic controller to do public key authentication.

That way key material never leaves the key itself after being manufactured making it basically impossible to steal the car without the key.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

That also solves the problem of the dealership needing to continue charging hundreds of dollars to replace a lost key.

[-] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

This is why they did it ya know.

Squeeze every drop out if the consumer you possibly can

New cars fucking suck.

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[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Oh god I always hated those cars that start by pressing a button. Fuck off let me turn my key. I like the thing where the car unlocks automatically if you are next to it and all that but for the love of god the press button to start car thing needs to die.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Yes, but you can usually just disable the proximity unlock feature on the car itself if you are worried about it

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

You think someone wrapping their keys in aluminum foil are going to know how to disable proximity unlock?

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[-] Noja@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 month ago

Thieves can leverage the "Keyless go" or "Keyless start" technology to effortlessly steal your car. https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/thieves-steal-cars-without-keys

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

But does it work with the foil? We found lots of metal containers didn't block the signal. Hell even a pouch advertised to do it still worked.

Thick metal containers with over lapping lids worked best.

[-] parzival@lemmy.org 10 points 1 month ago

I tested with bolt EV, 2019?, model, because while the keys are in my house they would still allow kryless start to my car in the driveway. 2 layers of crumpled aluminum foil worked to fix it from ~15 feet away

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[-] Zier@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago

"Steamed Key Fob" is one of my favorite gourmet meals. 5 stars, would eat again!

[-] swab148@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Must be an Albany thing

[-] starik@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

Does this one weird trick also melt belly fat in 24 hours?

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[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 14 points 1 month ago

Aw, it's like a little candy bar you can't eat.

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

"More and more!"

It was 2 lunatics, now it is 7.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Moar people are putting Vics Vapor Rub on their balls, what secret method are they hiding?

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Put pure menthol on your balls. Use it on your sounding rod. You will definitely not regret it.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

i tried this , it's a new testicle maxing technique from Andrew Taint, ended up at 4am dipping my balls in a bucket of ice cream gasping "oh blessed Jesus , so fucking good!" Alas my wife and daughter opened the door to the kitchen to see what all the noise was about, seeing me spread eagled and naked on the floor, my balls in a tub of ice cream, my daughter looked me in the eye and slowly her eyes went dead, she and my wife said nothing, packed up and left there and then.

I did however notice i needed to clean under the refrigerator

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

"Big Aluminium" counts on conspiracies to sell, sell, sell.

[-] njordomir@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now when I lose my keys I just shine bright spotlight into the room and look for the flash of alu foil.

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