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[-] Carmakazi@piefed.social 61 points 2 weeks ago

"Iran is run by theocratic psychopaths who only understand the language of violence!"

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago

And they marry children instead of just molesting them like an upstanding Christian!

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh no Americans marry their children too.

Between 2000 and 2021, some 315,000 minorswere legally married in the United States.[23] The vast majority of child marriages (some 86%) were between a minor girl and an adult man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_marriage_in_the_United_States

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Child marriage is legal in most US states.

[-] redbrick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

...but it's okay to rape them though....crazy F%$KS!

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And wouldn't you know it? The same states where child marriage is legal are also states where marital rape is treated as legally distinct from non-marital rape. In Iowa, for example, subsection (2) of article 709.4 Sexual abuse in third degree, excludes sexual acts committed by adults with children as young as 12, provided the parties are "cohabiting as husband and wife."

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

God damn, not even the Vatican has laws like that now. Their age of consent went from 12 to 18 recently. I believe the marriage exception got raised to 14, which is still kind of wild, but not Iowa levels. Many of those laws are in place for, and exceptional to, accomodating marriages that occured in a culture where it is acceptable but the marriage is obviously no longer in that country/culture.

For those that consider marriage "a thing" these laws are intended to balance the respect of marriage and respect the immaturity of a young mind and body. For those, like me, that recognise there is literally no purpose for marriage, they're entirely insane laws to go that low.

[-] ink@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

Every accusation a confession.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Christian right?

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

This is nonsense.

Potatoes have an INCREDIBLE amount of self-awareness for something without a nervous system.

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Anything with that many eyes is definitely self-aware!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tbf it's not exactly same as US. Iran is using those weapons in self-defense instead of invading random countries an ocean + sea + two geographic regions away.

[-] MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also, we're apparently low on munitions, so we're failing at even spending our money on that.

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

No wonder the Pentagon hasn't passed an audit in a decade or something!

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Actually the reason is the US uses 3M$ anti-missile missiles to intercept 20k$ drones. It was obvious from the start they would run out of them way while Iran would keep producing more of their drones (plus the ones they get from Russia).

It's quite unbelievable they the US were so confident in their capabilities they didn't bother to learn anything from the war in Ukraine, where swarms of cheap drones have replaced advanced but costly missiles for years now.

So the money may be genuinely used on weapons (and well, lobsters and steaks…). It's just spent stupid.

[-] regedit@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Healthcare is too expensive!

[-] Bazell@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

These are truly the times when the USA citizens should learn some tricks of government management from the France.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You mean they should let somebody crown himself as emperor and start a land war in Asia?

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Never. Get involved in a land war in Asia!

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago

never attribute to stupidity what can be adequately explained by malice.

[-] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip -1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It was malicious.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Coulda funded the healthcare subsidies twice over for the 200b they're asking for

[-] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, that would have helped poor people. Can't have that.

[-] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They could fund a public healthcare system twice over with the money the federal government is already spending providing piece meal health care through several inefficient programs. The war crime fund could solve the housing problem though.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

But then why should people feel the need to join the army?

[-] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Th government is using health care to force people to continue working. They know they can fund it. They also know if healthcare becomes free in the US, there are lots of people who can just stop working. If they made healthcare free I'd likely be able to stop working by age 45

[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

Iran has healthcare, you don't

[-] tino_408@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago

lol I’m god

[-] vpol@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago

No, he just doesn’t count you as people.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

islamic republic of iran, is largely ther because of USA/UK when they installed the shah.

[-] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

No way he actually said that xD

[-] guy@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Surely this is not real?

[-] hesh@quokk.au 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Tell me this motherfucker did not actually say this with a straight face

Edit: He did.

[-] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 3 points 2 weeks ago

Does he hear himself? Like I feel like we're living in a sketch show.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

no he only hears the call of nazis.

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Why he gotta speak ill of the potato

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

It’s mockery. He knows there are no consequences for him, these press briefings are just going through the motions.

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Who is "he" and what did he say?

This feels like a post that should include a link or an image...

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

They truly have reached the same point that Putin has, where you can invert any statement of theirs to get the actual truth

[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Timestamp 24:52 for anyone interested

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking moron.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Does this dipshit realize he'll never be safe in public again? Probably anywhere on Earth.

And I don't think he gets lifetime tax payer funded Secret Service protection like America is prepared to give a felon rapist pedophile.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

From the creator of:

"We're fighting religious fanatics who seek a nuclear capability in order for some religious Armageddon"

[-] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not fron usa but did he literally said that?

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