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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Beep@lemmus.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 7 points 2 months ago
[-] brillotti@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Happened to me at the end of my parents' wedding tape. Guess I got to know where I come from 🥲

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

Haha, I guess not everyone can say they've witnessed their life all the way from conception

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Why do they always use the wedding tape

[-] brillotti@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It is customary to consume the marriage after the celebrations are done. My question is who filmed it.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

It is, but i would've thought filming sextapes comes way later into married life for most people. If that's something they're already into when they get msrried then they should know to put it on a different tape to the wedding footage. Nonetheless, your answer is satisfying

[-] wopalopa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

when you go in expecting a smut but its actually a snuff

[-] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My siblings weren't actually abortions

[-] houndeyes@toast.ooo 1 points 2 months ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Luckily for my mom, I don't have the tech to play VHS tapes any more. So her adventures are staying on the tape

[-] freebee@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago

I can send you it and I ask for a verbal summary

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

In the form of furry fanfic?

[-] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Do it in the style of Choose Your Own Adventure.

[-] null@lemmy.org 0 points 2 months ago

There's a Black Mirror episode where something like this happens. It goes harder than what you're imagining now.

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty rock hard already!

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Whatever happened to this dude, did he die? Last I heard his slutty daughter was going on and on about how he was on his deathbed. I assume that was another one of their grifts?

[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

He allegedly nearly died and went on some drug rehabilitation journey in Russia then got right back to the grift. Such a sad dork

[-] Zetta@mander.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

Bruh why the slut shaming, nothing wrong with a slut

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I really wasn't slut shaming, it doesn't bother me. It does bother the Christian freaks that follow Peterson though, so it's an important detail IMO.

[-] Beep@lemmus.org -2 points 2 months ago

Mmmmmm

Using the weapon of the enemy does not make it right, Does it?

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Lol, what weapon, calling out hypocrisy?

[-] Beep@lemmus.org 1 points 2 months ago

Shaming women and calling them sluts in derogatory manner?

[-] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

I couldn't give a shit if she sucked a million dicks and took a thousand creampies. You seem to be the one hyperfixating on her promiscuity. The Petersons are hypocritical grifters and I love calling it out.

[-] BrickEater@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Still alive from what I can tell sadly.

[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 2 months ago

OP was too lazy to add in the caption

[-] Beep@lemmus.org -1 points 2 months ago
[-] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago

I meant as part of the image. I share memes mostly by directly forwarding the picture, which means losing the caption in cases like this.

[-] Beep@lemmus.org 1 points 2 months ago

Higher quality and accessibility.

[-] pentastarm@piefed.ca 1 points 2 months ago

For future use, if you need it:

[-] Beep@lemmus.org -1 points 2 months ago

Nope, I will still use my current method of sharing memes.

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