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submitted 5 days ago by Evilphd666@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

luigi-dance wins again!

When Five Guys’ 40th birthday promotion collapsed under its own weight, most CEOs would have issued a polished apology and moved on. Instead, Jerry Murrell wrote his employees a check—1,500 of them to be exact. Now, the 82-year-old longtime founder of the franchise joked it wasn’t altruism: he was worried about his safety.

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 56 points 5 days ago

Make Executives Afraid Again

[-] bunnossin@hexbear.net 49 points 5 days ago

big day for adventurists

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 40 points 5 days ago
[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago

I went in to try Five Guys but never made it past the Loan Application Desk in the lobby because my credit score was too low.

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 28 points 5 days ago

We need to increase the rate of Luigis if we're going to turn this ship around. We had the OG and the guy who got Charlie (and some losers that should have practiced more at the range). Need to pump those numbers up stonks-up

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 26 points 5 days ago
[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 5 days ago

After taxes that bonus is looking like $660 split between 20 employees

[-] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 23 points 5 days ago

$33! Enough to buy a meal there smuglord

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Revenue: US$2.347 billion in(2023) the average U.S. Five Guys restaurant generates approximately $1.2 million to $1.4 million in annual sales.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

I guess this guys safe for now but what about the other Four Guys?

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

smuglord it warms your heart don't it?

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 15 points 4 days ago

I get a profit sharing bonus of like $10k a year and I still hate the CEO

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

That's why we're doubley proud of you.

[-] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago

No promises.

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 4 days ago

lmao no way. i would have thought the same thing the ceo thought. who's buying a $30 burger?

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

how much could it cost, michael?

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Sales were up 130%, so that means he's going to cut prices right?

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 4 days ago
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