Die already

What a fucking embarrassment.

Trump is desperate to get his name on everything before he dies. He's always been desperate to get his name on things, and now that he's getting older and more infirm, he positively reeks of desperation.

But I suspect that the future historians won't be kind to him and eventually we'll get his name off of everything and his only real legacy will be in every list of history's worst American Presidents.

This is so pathetic. What an embarrassment.

Trump will be remembered for his many crimes and ethical bankruptcy. Inevitably after he's gone, there will be no incentive to cover for him, and the incentive will be to blame him for the terrible state in which he will leave the US economy and international relations.

Anyone with a pulse knows that he is a child rapist. Anyone with above-room-temperature IQ knows that he was deeply involved in Epstein's operation, acquiring, grooming, and warehousing girls. Any genuine investigation will produce evidence of that.

He's also single-handedly destabilised the global economy. The trillions of dollars his dumb ideas have cost everyone in productivity are just breathtaking.

Operation Epstein Fury is probably the USA's biggest and most costly unforced strategic error in history. The consequences will resound through the coming decades.

The culmination of this context is that he has accelerated China's rise to dominance and the USA's collapse into irrelevance. As an Australian, just 2 years ago I was keen for us to cosy up to the US in the hope that the yanks would help us push back on China's expansion of influence in the region. Honestly, now I feel more comfortable with China than I do with the US.

It’s been really awesome having a demented old pedofile child murderer as the most powerful person in the world. Everyday I’m like I can’t wait to see how much worse it can get. We literally could have randomly picked any crackhead in America and they would have been a better president.

If sundown syndrome had a human avatar that exaggerated the symptoms...

I hate it here.

The president again boasted he has “stopped eight wars”

It doesn't really count if you were the one who didn't start those eight wars.

Personally, I've prevented nine cases of underage drinking this week.

Can we just give him a Nobel Peace Prize so that he'll stop bombing schools.

Man, he's just begging Iran to "open his straight"

Watch, somehow he will claim victory for when this war ends, and then promptly add it to the dubious list of wars he’s ended during his presidency.

“Hur dur gib me dem pees prizes NOW!1!!1!111!

Oh, another "meandering speech"? It should be "meandering, hateful, lying" and maybe a few more adjectives. Refering only to his dementia is not enough.

I can imagine the Don's thought process here (he's as transparent as a 5-year-old): Google trends says the term "Hormuz" is more popular than my name right now. Need to change it.

They just need to declare that the award no longer exists. That’s all the winners there will ever be. Thanks for playing everyone!

He ain’t gonna win it this year the way he’s going.

He's sooo upset about not winning it. I don't think he realizes that he will get to suffer this same humiliation every year. He's making it so much harder on himself by bringing it up all the time.

Unless he's trying to send some weird message to the committee that he'll end the war if they give him the award?

Had to double check that this wasn’t an onion article. I’m not even surprised that it’s not.

Is this asshole seriously still whining about the Nobel Peace Prize? Didn't the winner of the prize eventually just give the prize to him?

so THIS is the art of the deal? 🤭

Y'know what, I say we let him have this one. Let him plaster his name all over this giant horrible pointless mess. He owns it. The Strait of Trump. Fuck it.

“We're negotiating now, and it’d be great if we could do something, but they have to open it up. They have to open up the Strait of Trump — I mean, Hormuz. Excuse me, I'm so sorry, such a terrible mistake,” Trump said.

“The fake news will say he accidentally said — there's no accidents with me, not too many. If there were, we'd have a major story,” he added.

“If I don't get the Nobel Prize for peace, nobody will ever get it. I didn't get it. I'm not surprised. The person that got it was shocked — she’s a wonderful woman too, by the way,” he said.

This is completely incongruent with reality. Trump has lived his hyper-privileged life speaking the things he wants into existence, and that privilege has now reached its limit.

These are not the words of a sane person.

There's nothing to "negotiate" Donald. You leave and pay repairations to Iran for an unprovoked attack. That's it.

The man is so damned insane I cannot understand how they continually put up with him when all the gears of government would roll a million times smoother without that nuthatch in the drivers seat