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Where’s the stage where you cry in the fetal position for 20 minutes?
Beyond lies "soaping while sobbing," for the afflicted with a busy schedule.
No wank? Sure, sure…
I've never understood shower wanks. Water is a terrible lubricant.
Standing = bad
Water = bad
Hot water = also bad for different reasons
Soap: stings
Yeah idgi either. I understand why women make the assumption, because at least they have the showerhead, but I'm surprised to see male support for the shower wank. Different strokes, I guess.
I've never been left wanting for lubrication, regardless of the wank location. You must be using a different technique than I.
Kinda same, lube makes it feel better, but I don’t need it, I am cut, so maybe uncut is more sensitive to it?
I'm circumcised and still have enough skin to crank my hog without lube. 🤷♂️
privacy
You know, this may sound silly, but you just taught me something about myself with just that one word. I have never had the experience of not having privacy. My parents let me close my bedroom door and would not just barge in without knocking. I have never lived with anyone as an adult who would violate my privacy either. I've never needed to consider privacy in that way because I have never lacked it. A sort of privilege I had I hadn't realized until you said that.
Only fifteen minutes? Speed demon
Wow there’s a way to prepare for it? Please share the details. I’m still on “stumble out and get blindsided by it all again.”
Only 15 minutes? You're doing pretty good!
it's healthy to have routines
Exit the warrior
Today’s Tom Sawyer
Accurate. Except I sit down
After the existential crisis, jerk off: 1:30.
Pro-Tip: If you lay down in the shower with a bath pillow, you can collect a bunch of water in your groin, before releasing it like a wave. Feels fuckin' Great. You can also point your toes at the shower, to get'em real nice and warm. Put a small damp cloth over your eyes and the bridge of your nose, and you can fuckin' fall asleep. Feels like your back in the womb.
I am envious of shorter people sometimes, that just sounds like a DIY waterboarding situation for my 6'2 ass, but you make it sound really nice
Morning shower people are weird. Do you shower before bed and then in the morning as well or do you just get into bed with the day's filth all over you?
I shower twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening.
If you're blue collar you shower after work, white collar showers before
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