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[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Dude the flat earth people sent one of their leaders up into low orbit. When he came back and said the earth is round cuz he saw it, instead of believing him they just kicked him out. Some people are just beyond reason.

[-] cevn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Love that they have leaders, meaning people who have advanced more into idiocy than on average.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Bro, I'm a level 37 idiot, better show some respect!

[-] elbiter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

C'mon, they are flat fuckin earthers... What did you expect?

[-] i_am_somebody@lemmy.sdf.org 134 points 2 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

obligatory here's the study that shows that people will not change their minds

[-] kuunari@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Obligatory well, I still think it works

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

The Moon landing was staged, but Stanley Kubrick wanted to film on location.

[-] prettybunnys@piefed.social 102 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The biggest thing to me is that the Soviets congratulated us on it.

The Soviet Union choosing to go along with the fake moon landing instead of calling the USA out is the absolute dumbest part of the whole thing.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Yeah, usually the Lizard people select world leaders from different clutches of eggs to ensure maximum competition and division among the human nations under them. Due to a malfunction in one of the incubators, Nixon's egg hatched about seven years after Brezhnevs. During that time the same incubator hatched a separate clutch, among which Nixon was counted, which is why he was allowed to become the US president. Having not grown up together, they were still competitive, but little moments like the moon landing concession still occurred from time to time. Now that might sound unconvincing, but that's only because I'm not an actual conspiracy theorist. I don't have access to the deep lore and twisted logic therein.

[-] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

No no, I’m convinced already.

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[-] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

One of the funniest conspiracy theories I've seen is that "flat earth" is a CIA psyop to make other conspiracies look bad by association. (This came from a moon landing truther)

[-] criscodisco@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

That's the thing with conspiracy theorists.

It's conspiracies all the way down.

[-] flamingleg@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yes flat earthers are used by the social designers to 'poison the well'. What's so funny? it would be strange if they didn't exploit (and cultivate) the immense stupidity of the median person. It makes the job of lying to them easier (and cheaper)

[-] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 days ago

And of course even in this meme the ESA logo was omitted.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

ESA erasure is a crime.

[-] zeca@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Looking at footage is among the weakest arguments against flat earth tbh

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Does anyone know why the rocket needed to be "the most powerful" when it only got them out of Earths atmosphere? Is the crew module just that heavy that it needed it?

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Getting anything to the moon takes a lot of thrust.

Also because of having less stages than Apollo, the core stage needed to be quite powerful to get the stack all the way from the surface to the outer edges of the atmosphere.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Partially, yeah. Crewed spacecraft by necessity weigh significantly more than uncrewed, because life support is very heavy. But they also want to take that very heavy spacecraft further away from Earth than any crewed spacecraft has ever been before, which means they need to take a lot of fuel; yes, it's a gravity-assisted free-return trajectory, but it still needs fuel for course corrections and other orbital dynamics. Plus, it's a two-stage spacecraft, while the Saturn V was three-stage, so it's got to carry a lot more dead weight a lot further than before.

All of that together means they needed the most powerful rocket ever. The lander mission will almost certainly be even more powerful than that, because while it won't need to go as far, it'll be carrying another spacecraft.

[-] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You do not understand how disbelief works if you think this is effective or even relative.

Yes, that does mean conspiracy theorists are fucking brainless morons.

[-] Napster153@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Flat Earthers and anti-vaxxers really put into perspective the sorts of people the Scriptures talk about who are the same equivalent morons.

That being, people who are often dumb enough to get themselves annihilated despite ALL the evidence and warnings sent.

[-] Stiggyman@ani.social 17 points 2 days ago

I watched the launch.

America

Why the fuck does your space agency shoot worse video of a historic event then a YouTube channel celebrating 100K subscribers.

[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 15 points 2 days ago

Cutting to the crowd at the moment of booster separation was peak live event directing.

[-] i_love_FFT@jlai.lu 6 points 1 day ago

My understanding was that it was a risky moment, they didn't want to risk showing astronautes dying... But that doesn't make sense since the same logic applies to most of the launch!

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

My headcanon backstory for whoever made that decision is that they got kicked out of the porn industry for only showing the guys' faces

[-] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

I can't get into details but I worked at a company that does video broadcast equipment and worked with NASA helping them update some systems. It was mostly garbage equipment. The company I worked for is the harley davidson of broadcasting equipment; was good in the past but modern competitors are objectively better but the brand recognition is still there from the old days.

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[-] JoShmoe@ani.social 24 points 2 days ago

The only way is to tie them to helium balloons and let them go uppie.

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[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nobody: "I was unconvinced by eight crewed missions to the Moon, but if they do a ninth then I'll have no choice but to accept all of them."

[-] Prizefighter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

For April 1 I almost made a Flat Moon Society but I ended up playing Starfield and forgot about it. I wanted to see how far I could go with it.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Apparently not very far 🤣

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 2 days ago

They always had to build the massive rocket, hoax or not. And the catering costs...

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