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Guys, am I alpha? (lemmy.world)
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[-] volore@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 2 months ago

"crossdressing as a girl is something only a guy can do, therefor it is the manliest possible activity." -- anonymous modern day socrates

[-] kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Couldn't a nonbinary person also do it? Although in that case idk what the difference between crossdressing and regular clothing preferences would be

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 months ago

It takes a true man to be the best girl

And if you are truly the best girl, then having intercourse with dudes is basically mandatory. Gotta be ultra hetro these days.

[-] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago

Something something trans men are the only true "Self Made" Men?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I think of myself as an Expansion Pack Male.

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

"Enh, $20? Might be fun for a few hours."

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Real alpha males are secure enough in their masculinity to not be afraid to express their femininity 🫡

[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 1 points 2 months ago

They also don't put (alpha male) in their screen names.

[-] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My mind cannot comprehend how grown people can be so incredibly immature. Like... Please. They must have more neurons in their brain than is an acceptable amount to display this behavior.

[-] uberfreeza@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The masculine urge to become feminine

[-] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Love this, love you, let's do girl things together

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago

The fact you bought your first skirt and feminine top without giving a damn on what others say is alpha af.

[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The alpha male does not tell others that they are alpha. They simply exist as they are.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago
[-] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 0 points 2 months ago

Growing up, my dad told me not to insult gay people. Just because they can be quite feminine does not make them any less of a biological male that is more than capable of beating me into a bloody pulp.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Can confirm. Watched a queer, middle aged former UCLA linebacker bash the shit-talking cowboy half his age’s face into a patio guardrail. There were teeth left behind as cowboy got drug off unconscious by his homies.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] sundray@lemmus.org 0 points 2 months ago

Hell yeah brother, and cute as fuck!

[-] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

omg you're making me blush, bro.

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you're trying the outfit out privately or with your friends, yes, you're alpha.

Beta is when you ask online if it looks good on you.

Full release is when you wear it in public.

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Sigma is when you are posting online what an alpha male you are.

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2026
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