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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Can you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office?

I bet he didn't tip.

[-] marighost@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

He tipped, but only after a reporter asked about it. He handed her a $100.

[-] Soulphite@reddthat.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Oh he tipped alright, he gave her the limited edition white/gold 45-47 MAGA hat - offered to sign it for her for $50.

Bet.

Can you imagine having access to anything that could be put on the plate and you just have to have the endorphin rush of a stale everything?

I mean, I know he's a real actual monster, but I'd fucking understand him eating people versus whatever the fuck is in that bag.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

What makes you believe this is real?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

This isn't a real picture. It can't be a real picture.

The patio entrance to the Oval Office has gold lettering that read The Oval Office like it's Mar-a-Lago North??

[-] orlyowl@piefed.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It was added after Trump took office. There were articles about it. Apparently labeling doorways is helpful for dementia patients, and many people took this as a sign of dementia.

Here is one of the articles. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-s-new-oval-office-label-sparks-dementia-rumors-to-keep-him-from-getting-lost/ar-AA1PSNV6

[-] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who works with dementia patients daily, he very clearly has it both by his actions and those of everyone around him.

I would be shocked if there's anyone left paying attention that genuinely thinks he's sane. But I am often shocked at what people believe.

[-] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 weeks ago

Have you seen the inside? It's worse

He wants his world to look like a gilded toilet.

And not even a decent toilet, because he is really irrationally angry that his McDonalds dumps don't flush.

Cheap piece of shit.

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's not real. A delivery person wouldn't get to the door of the oval office. And almost certainly an aide grabs the bag, though the fast food delivery obsessions is partly about security paranoia, so maybe he is paranoid enough to grab the bag.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, it is a thing that happened, but it isn't real. A doordasher cannot just walk up to and knock on the door at the white house. Trump would not be available to answer the door. It's a staged media stunt.

[-] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yep, you can actually see what seems to be a microphone pack clipped on the bottom of her shirt.

If that doesn’t scream “unscripted” I don’t know what does. /s

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago

I guess. But also, people do just walk in the white house because security is very... American.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Can you believe how absolutely droolingly down bad all these dudes are for trans women?

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Ok.....this can't be real. You're telling me trump is just waiting by the window, watching all the cars go by, then gets excited when a car pulls up the driveway?

I mean, I do that when I'm stoned, but I don't have a whole team of secret services and whomever on staff to answer the door for me.

For that matter, why did he use doordash at all? What if the delivery driver had a gun? A LOT of people want trump dead. Though I can't say I'd be surprised if I read the headline "Trump assasinated by McDonalds delivery driver. J.D. Vance cluelessly now president."

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

It was a publicity stunt to promote his tax policy that lets certain people deduct up to $25k on tips. A random doordash driver would not be allowed access; even given how deeply incompetent everybody is over there, there are still SOME security restrictions in place.

[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The best part is Trump starts going on about "the trans" and asks her if she thinks men should be allowed to compete against women, and she's like "I don't have an opinion on that. I'm just here for the no tax on tips" and you see what looks to me to be the slightest hint of homicidal rage as he stiffly pats her on the back and sort of chuckles an absolute death rattle of a chuckle in disbelief.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 13 points 2 weeks ago

the tacky gold trimmings on all the things. So cringe.

[-] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

First thing next president removes. After kicking out the squatter

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

No better representation of America than a billionaire emerging from a gold studded office to give a $100 tip to a grandma working to afford treatment for her husband's cancer.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ain't no shot he tips.

Probably disputes the delivery, in order to get a refund too

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

He asked this lady to talk about how trans people are men playing women’s sports on national tv.

She said she didn’t want to talk about that, which is awkward and ballsy.

Trump is human trash.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

ballsy

I see what you did there.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's definitely better than just sucking up to him and treating him like the celebrity he isn't.

But i wish people would tell him they don't talk to war criminals and pedophiles

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

huh. somebody really could just dose him couldn't they

[-] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

yeah no doordasher is going to casually walk up to the whitehouse front door. i seen a doordasher deliver to the whitehouse (some secret service) they coul;dnt take the order inside so he had to give it away. plus shes not door dash lady shes an actor.

[-] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

They would never allow a doordash worker that close to the president. Ever. Most countries wouldn't do that.

[-] TheMinions@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

DoorDash gremlins come in all tax brackets.

[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Isn't it called "The Oral Office" since Clinton?

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Hate the non stop Trump body shaming much better ways to criticize him.

[-] michaelalf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's not body shaming... It's pointing out facts. Fact #1: Trump is a fatty Mcfatfuck.

[-] nublug@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

it is body shaming.

neither trump nor his followers see or are hurt by your comment one little bit. you're just telling everyone here who does see it that you think being fat is morally bad and people should be publicly made fun of for it. that's body shaming. that's the kind of shit these nazis do. why would you want to emulate nazis when fighting against nazis?

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 2 weeks ago

there are people dying of starvation, while fat fucks like dumpy are chowing down on fast food. How is that not morally reprehensible?

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Being fat is not morally wrong or bad or anything bullshit like that, but I think you should be able to say horrible things like fat shaming a cannibalistic genocidal pedophile who has said exponentially more vile things than most of us could ever come up with.

And just before you say he doesn't see it, I tell him on truth social to his own posts that I think he's a fat piece of pedophilic shit who should hurry up and die, I go the extra mile to make sure him and his sycophant cult members see it.

You can body shame Hitler and you can now body shame Trump, that's what he fucking gets for every single thing that pedo has ever done.

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago

He's a fat stupid american that eats nothing but McDonald's, and fat stupid americans elected him as their leader. That's the reality we live in

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