He suffers for your sins (cw: drug imagery) (hexbear.net)

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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

hell yeah.

got my full glass of liquor, a fat rail of blow lined up, a lit cig, a needle of the bomb-ass junk, a loaded pistol, some playing cards, a tangerine & vanilla yankee candle goin, my numbchunks, and my florida driver license.

let's start this Darkwing Duck marathon at Full Throttle.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

biggus-piggus

brother may i-

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Let's get Dangerous!

[-] gayspacemarxist@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

The trump version looks like he's forcing the guy to shoot up

[-] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

kind of works ngl

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago

That's clearly not Trump's arm though. This is what happens when you shun technological force multipliers like generative computing. Now we've fallen behind even boomer grifters. picard

Also, I never noticed the nunchaku on the door in the original. hahaha

[-] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

The Trump one has clearly been run through the slop machine lmao

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

never noticed the nunchaku on the door in the original

lmao me neither but suddenly I feel like I know exactly when in history this was and who that guy is that jesus is trying to cockblock.

Damn jesus they didn't even have to worry about fent back then whats your problem dude wait your turn.

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Goddamn Trump, stealing my high, thats MY vein!

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

It's called taxes sweaty

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

bringing all my roaches to church for the offering basket

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

Every time you vape, you make Jesus rip a fat cloud of spongebob-flavoured poison. Think about it.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

so he owes me bigtime

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

smdh i paid good money for that poison

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I can't get the taste of SpongeBob out no matter how many toothbrushes I've burned

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

But have you tried... accepting communion? The blood and body of Christ will remove the spongebob from your mouth and heal your throat.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Never noticed in the og picture it looks like he's hitting up JC's arm lol, or is that the idea; that every time you shoot up ~~baby~~ Jesus ~~cries~~ gets high ?

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

I think its Jesus sacrificing himself for your sins kind of thing

[-] Dirt_Possum@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I agree this is what it is. But it's extra silly because Jesus is just getting a nice spike of bliss here. If Jesus isn't sticking around for the withdrawal then he's getting all the fun without having to deal with the actual painful part.

[-] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

I think it's kinda just general "Jesus died for your sins," so if you do something "sinful" then you're essentially doing it to Jesus. Also something about the body being a temple and doing things for the least of these and shit. I think it all kinda lumps together into one incoherent mass.

[-] Pavlichenko_Fan_Club@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Jesus shootin' heroin

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

was shaun skullman from youtube always in the original painting

[-] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

I love it. All of it.

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Based on what little I know of Trump's psychology, he might be more offended by the alcohol on the table (supposedly his brother drank himself to death or something).

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah Trump has always been a vocal teetotaller because of Fred Trump jr.

When his alcoholism prevented him from continuing to function as a pilot, Trump returned to work for his father's business. He eventually moved into the unfurnished attic of his parents' house and again did maintenance on Trump properties.[20] On September 26, 1981,[21] at the age of 42, he died from a heart attack caused by his alcohol use.[22][23][b]

He's got a chip on his shoulder about alcohol specifically being a pathetic vice for weak losers.

(Uh, to be clear I am describing Trump's thought process there. I, myself, am someone who abuses the so-called pathetic vice for weak losers. Not trying to hit anyone with strays on this.)

[-] Dirt_Possum@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Doesn't seem to have gotten in the way of his elevation of Kegsbreath.

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I disagree that it would have ever gotten in the way, I think the logic behind this is it's better to have a (controllable) weak pathetic loser at the head of the military hierarchy than someone who is a political threat to you.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What's with the handprint on the wall?

spoiler

Hail sithis

[-] The_Walkening@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

The pair of nunchucks hanging on the doorknob in the painting is absolutely hilarious - first you notice the prominent hat on a hat of the guy doing both cocaine and heroin but also he's so committed to violence that he's ready to go once he opens the door. Genuinely makes the original kinda good because it's just way over the top.