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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 week ago

Good lord. That dude’s packing a fire hose.

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Edited? It looks the same to me

[-] WR5@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

The original guy doesn't even have a beard.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I was only looking at his package.

[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago

No biceps or pecs. Just a massive dong.

[-] heartpunk25@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I almost thought this was actually one of those incelley posts. xD

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Nah, just a good old shitpost.

[-] homes@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I must admit, I’d really like to get to know the guy

[-] djdarren@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

She was only with him for his woollen underpants knitting pattern.

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

I was gonna say "this is boomer as hell" until I saw the bottom half of the picture. With that added context, I'll say: this is gen X as hell

[-] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can confirm, we're all hung like that. Even the women.

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The Oregon trail generation, baby!

[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago
[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago
[-] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago

But why does dick size matter for sex if you're just gonna use a strapon for pegging anyway?

[-] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Easier to see wether he is aroused? Or a handle to hold on to.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Biggus Dickus

[-] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Skinny boys have big "personalities".

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

there is another

[-] zout@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Is that Tim Allen?

this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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