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[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

They must make an absolute fortune, because I see so many ads for shitty online pokie websites.

[-] volore@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 1 month ago

nothing makes money quite as well as separating the foolish from it.

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 12 points 1 month ago

I always describe gambling as non-alcoholic vodka.

It just does nothing for me and leaves an awful taste in my mouth.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 11 points 1 month ago

I like it as a group activity, like poker night, but casinos are depressing.

[-] Hegar@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Yeah i can understand that others enjoy it, but even a poker night with friends sounds unpleasant to me - like a game night ruined.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Do you like gambling or just playing a game with your friends? Because playing poker does not require gambling. You do not have to play with money in the pot.

[-] Monte_Crisco@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

While technically true, I think poker actually is one of those games in which the stakes (providing a tangible fear of loss) are a valuable element to the game. Tournament style poker would essentially accomplish this, but it’s not always easy to round up enough friends to make it enjoyable. And even then, the people who drop out early on have to either watch or find something else to do.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

What are you even doing that you see these ads. I hardly see any ads.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ad block your home internet and phone yall. Life changing.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I use adblockers and cracked apks whenever I can but some mobile games still have ads. Any advice on getting those blocked anyway?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 1 month ago

Block them at the installation level and stop playing mobile games.

[-] Tonava@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

The only gambling I do is buying lottery tickets when I'm having the worst urges to kill myself. A little trick to wait just a bit longer. "You can wait until you get the results, it's only couple days", and then the worst urge manages to pass in that time. It's pretty pathetic

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nah, you hold on to whatever hope you have. Stay with us

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hope things get better, but this is low-key genius

Props to you, it's not pathetic at all.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think that's actually a pretty neat trick. So long as not winning doesn't feel even more crushing.

[-] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

doing what you need to in order to keep on surviving is the opposite of pathetic. it takes a lot of courage to keep persisting despite the horrors of our world

[-] agingelderly@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I stopped smoking weed during the week so that I had something to look forward to on the weekends. It's pretty pathetic

[-] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's smart, it's a form of dopamine loading, you deny yourself immediate rewards and that builds anticipation, also it lowers your baseline dopamine so that even small rewards feel meaningful, this way you stay off the headonism treadmill and conserve your weed which saves money

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just started playing poker championship (free on steam) and while i am not a gambler, since making 40k three times in two days i can imagine the appeal.

Thankfully it's all points and not real money.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I suspect the skill level will be much higher among people playing with actual money.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Oh definitely. Thankfully it's fun before getting to that place

[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I forced Chrome to continue using it and it seems to be holding strong so far.

[-] rafoix@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I think it’s between 5%-10% of the population have the compulsive RNG gene.

[-] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I just hope to the universe my nephews are not drawn into this.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Never once in my life have I felt the appeal of gambling.

All I needed to learn is that statistically, the house comes out ahead, and that was that.

A friend once insisted on dragging me out to a casino, and I came up with a hare-brained plan for blackjack (since it has the best odds of victory). I decided to double my bet every time until I won. But only up to as much money as I was willing to lose, because there's a low chance for this strategy to go poorly very quickly.

I made enough money to pay for the entire trip, and then I never gambled again for the rest of my life. So that's my story of how I came out ahead.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gambling is like alcohol, some is fun but you need to learn your limits.

If you go into gambling thinking 'I'm gonna make 100 dollars!' you're gambling wrong. If you go into gambling thinking 'I'm gonna spend 100 dollars.' you're gambling correctly.

[-] chunes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's exactly how I treated my trip. "This trip is going to cost 400 dollars and not a penny more." The fact that it didn't was just a happy coincidence.

[-] musket528@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

tbf, the fact that promoting this is legal in the first place angers me

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It's not in the developed countries, it's a no-brainer, really.

[-] musket528@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

in estonia a sports stadium is named after a sports betting platform💀

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It is in the UK, and it's pervasive as fuck

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, just like I said.

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Gambling used to be illegal because it's addictive & destructive. I'm not sure when it became legal & so ubiquitous, but I miss the days when it was illegal & could only be done underground. Gambling was illegal because it's addictive & destructive.

[-] boraginoru@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

Gambling seems to me like one of the most destructive addictions out there. If you have money you can pretty much consume as much drugs as you want and still have money. Gambling is the one addiction that scales with your income and can leave pretty much anyone homeless no matter where you start from. It's terrible

[-] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I probably dont have the gene, but I dont feel cool for not clicking an ad. What I mostly feel is rage that the promotions are so obviously geared towards getting the potentially addicted to try it by offering $100's of free (bonus) bets.

And at the end they have the audacity to mention a helpline.

[-] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure they're legally required to display the helpline. No idea how the requirement has survived the current U.S. admin so far, but if these companies had their way, their victims would not be getting help

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

If the helpline hurt their bottom line, they'd have found a way around it by now.

[-] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I think that is what angers me so much, is they mention the helpline and suddenly thier hands are clean of any responsibility.

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