I'm not sure how this is satire. This describes a plausibly real person.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/413371.Worldwalk

The book in question. He was housed by over 400 families while on his walk.

I still can't wrap my brain around a Man, who got brain worms from eating roadkill, being put in charge of food safety in a Taco Bell, let alone the FDA.

Don't worry. Fema will run out of money before the end of hurricane season and Christian Nationalist Mike Johnson has refused to hold any votes giving it additional funding until after the election.

Democrats need to be pushing this out into the public consciousness hard, so when Fema does run out of money and people in dire need can't get help, they know who to blame.

"Have" was a decade ago, the correct verb is "are"

Tell us about your affair!

Half of those patents read like if they use vague enough language they can justify patenting how computers work.

I get use this image nearly daily.

I didn't expect this meme to come up again so soon. /s

Democrats: "You're being poisoned and we need to clean it up"

Republicans: "the poisoning will continue until you give the poisoners immunity"

Yes, truth social is completely impossible without trump. Nobody could possibly spin up a mastodon instance without a former president backing you. Just absolutely unheard of.