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This is actually a real picture of him. Crazy.
The interesting thing about this is that the dude who took this picture shared his story on MySpace. He said that the bearded fattie inspected his genitals for compliance, and then did The Worm all across the bathroom floor as he worked his way dancing out the door. Pretty impressive. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Vance? Creeping on a toilet? Obviously fake.
Vance looking for his next victim? Obviously real.
Enhance vance 1 we must go deeper
I think I went too far with the zoom enhance
"Whatever makes sense"
“I’m JD Vance. I’m running for vice president,” Vance tells the donut shop worker, who simply replies: “Okay.”
JD Vance, doing what he loves
He just wants to ask if you said Thank You
Thank you for complying with genital inspection. We need to protect our bathrooms from perverts.
Finish your floor-soup first.
Sitting in a stall at work right now and I don't like this post.
What you can’t see is his genitals forced into the floor’s drain pipe, which is of course lined with a lube-filled rubber glove.
It's the genital police. Gotta make sure there are no trans in the bathroom.
We need to keep them out of our bathrooms. Thank you for complying with our genital inspections. We’re on the lookout for perverts who want to look at your genitals.
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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