so true, I broke open and fried a bunch of people and they're the same
Racism is officially over thanks to this shitpost. o7
Technically only ended racism against brown skinned people. We don’t know if they’d get the same results with a black egg
I got this weird blue egg. How do we be racist against those aliens from that stupid movie I only saw fifteen minutes of before I got bored, space fern gully
We did it Reddit!
Did we loop back around to rage comics?
Time is a flat circle
We are all eggs?
Ah, so the correct answer is to just hate everyone?
/s
I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.
Close, the correct answer was to crack everyone's skulls like eggs and spill out their brains like runny eggs.
That's your answer to everything
When in doubt, start cracking heads!
Well, have you ever met fellow humans?
Read meme, still racist. I’m against all races equally! I just hate them all.
Why are all these people running and blocking the street? Where are they going? I can’t get a donut because they want a stupid medal?
NO RACES
We call that misanthropy
Just give them a free t-shirt and a forehead kiss and they'll stop complaining it's all they really want
So... crack everyone open and see what's inside. Gotcha.
So we have to skin everybody? Not sure I like that.
What if I just give you someone else's skin instead of you skinning me
What if the skin is racist
crosspost this to trans memes
I didn't get the message, can you eggsplain?
Yessss, all eggs must crack 😋
Yessss, all crack must egg.
The message is that humans taste like chicken?
Humans taste like pork from what I’ve heard.
Do… do you think that eggs taste like chicken?
Conceptually yes, realityually no
Edit sp
This reminds me of an old Bill Nye clip I saw once, where he explains that, biologically, there is no such thing as race. We're all one race, the human race.
From there, we tend to sub-divide ourselves by cultures and geopolitical origins, but we're still all the same regardless of what we look like or where we come from.
Race is a social construct. We are all just variants of the same species.
Ethnicity is a thing. Race is not.
Then explain why Vin Diesel just took my pink slip!?
Everyone's looking for the pink slip, but what's real is family.
You never had him. You never had your car.
It needs washing and he looks after family
Ethnicity is useful for social categorization, but it cannot be used as a stand in for genetic Principle Components. Ethnicity is also a construct.
So race is my brain on drugs?
Bad analogy brown eggs taste so much better.
Placebo effect. They are the same regardless of egg shell color. What matters more is the health of the chicken. A healthy chicken will produce a stronger shell and a more orange yoke. Though beware of the farmers giving hens food that just changes the color.
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