I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him "I'm on a bleeder mate. You'll have to chuck it up me dumper."
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
innit?
Fucking delicacy.
We Americans have to put up with a lot of justifiable criticism about a lot of American things, but my English dudes, THIS? Even Americans know better.
Ok so this is a shit photo, but seriously, go make it. Beans on toast is easy and brilliant.
Also, What's going on with those beans? Heinz those are not!
heinz beans? what? just make some godsdamn bbq beans. go look up a recipe. hell, just go look up pioneer woman's doctored canned beans if you need lazy beans, those are pretty damn good too just full of sugar.
I certainly would encourage anyone to cook it they have the time but the point of beans on toast, is it's quick and easy. And Heinz is the best choice though an own brand is usually fine.
no, your tastes differ from mine so we must fight on the internet i prefer bush's beans. i don't think i've given heinz beans a fair shake though so like my opinion is pretty uninformed,
i usually just throw my own recipe on the smoker. if i'm not doing straight up chili, i'll cook some beans up most of the way smooth but not entirely smooth (the smoothest hummus of your life is 45 minutes in the electric pressure cooker. i do 20 with bbq beans), make some quick gravy (mix my favorite BBQ sauces with a few spices but not too many as the meat's rub contributes a lot, come to think of it i usually just use extra rub and bbq sauce and a can of tomato sauce) then throw it all on the smoker in a disposable foil tin with some sauteed onions and peppers underneath the meat to catch all the drippin's and the rub that comes off the meat with it. after 2-3 hours the beans are done, stir it once an hour maybe if you want, put another foil pan underneath to protect from burning, and let it sit in with the meat until it's done. top it up with tomato sauce, water, broth, wine, beer, rum, whiskey, or bbq sauce (whatever floats your fancy) if the liquid runs low, taste it before serving and adjust the spices. it'll take a few attempts to get your recipe to where you want it and to figure out which sauces and rubs and spices you want to use, but it's worth the experimentation and you get to eat the results. also they keep forever in the fridge/freezer
Sure, but I can grab a can of beans and some bread on the way home then cook and eat them in all of 20 minutes. They're not something you make because you enjoy cooking, they're just cheap, quick, easy, and filling.
They’re not something you make because you enjoy cooking
why do lazy foods have to be devoid of love
They don't have to be devoid of love, you can put as much cheese as you want on.
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
Thank you
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards "guvna!"
It's a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don't worry.
Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
I'm not seeing a problem here.
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
Nice try but sex isn't real blud.
Spaff on me minge
Teeth
I’m not into anal, but "in me arse" actually sounds hot on a word level.
Reddit is so full of divisive content that I wonder if bots or paid actors are being used to stir up hatred before midterms.
Wrong thread bud
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: "I... don't know where that came from."
What's the Pacific Northwest accent? Bland?
We (I) prefer 'neutral', but yes.
Just don't lump us in with Californians, or we (I) will just start talking to you in the valley girl / infuencer accent, derisively.
Also don't mind the royal we, its just normal for us to all be this immensely conceited.
Ok, just checking as a fellow PNWesterner who feels like we sound bland or sure "neutral" if you wish while all other US accents sound pretty interesting and unique. I can't think of a single thing genuinely unique to PNW accent, personally. I lived in the South for a while, so I'm very familiar with the wide variety of accents down there, and we just don't have any real depth of variety of that sort I feel. Maybe I'm wrong, I haven't hung out everywhere in the PNW.
No, you're right, we are essentially the... linguistic evolution end point of American English... the type O- blood of American accents, if you will.
Basically everyone can understand us, but we will have trouble accepting meaning transfusions from non type O- speakers.
As far as 'unique' things... well basically, my vote for most unique thing would be for the intonation patterns we use, or more accurately, basically the lack of them.
We tend to just stress all words in a sentence very close to the same, monotone.
We tend to have (at least what others call) falling intonation at the end of a sentence, that can make it so people don't recognize questions... as questions.
Because they're often expecting a tonal shift at the end of a sentence, or some other tonal pattern, as a cue that indicates a question is being asked.
Which is the opposite from a Californian, who do rising intonation on even non questions, which acts as the easiest giveaway that a transplant is in fact a transplant, beyond them having no clue how to pronounce most local place names, or referring to 'I5' as 'the 5'.
Yall have a lot of verbal ticks, so many PNWers end a large proportion of sentences with “ya know”
y'all know there's more of the state than LA, right?
Yeah, been through and around the state a few times.
The Redwoods are... just absolutely stunning, and thats coming from an Olympic / Hoh Rainforest stan.
Pacific Coast Highway is incredible as well.
San Fran's gotta be the only city in the English speaking world that is more hilly than Seattle, fuck.
I remember driving south on I5 and just... actually seeing endless strawberry fields, not long after I'd discovered the Beatles, lol.
On another trip, I somehow ended up on Rodeo drive... not long after discovering Rage Against the Machine.
... maybe you could say I've had a very Lynchian experience of California.
out of curiosity where were the strawberry fields on I5? i ask out of professional eating curiosity and hunger and I was planning on going to watsonville for their strawberry festival this year but the fields you mentioned might be closer to me and maybe i can go to theirs too. doesn't woodland have a strawberry festival too? i might be able to con my wife into a third or fourth strawberry festival to fill up our rumtopf this year :3 but i want to find blackberry and raspberry festivals (without having to go to utah i know a great raspberry source in utah but i sure as fuck am not going to utah for raspberries for rumtopf. maybe they will ship.) for the rum buckets as well.
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World map of strawberry crops (currently 630 instances)
First was working but right now both are currently erroring out for me.
Barac Obama is SCARED of me, because I don't hoard knowledge and I spit it for free
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