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[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

In other words, "be a dick to somebody and watch them get angry." Not sure why that's gendered.

Also, most of this is promoting toxic masculinity, so if it's supposed to have a quasi-feminist undertone, it's not doing it right.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure if someone made the same post about women it would be a totally different story...

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's probably hard always being wrong.

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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

This is such a short guy thing to post.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Dojan@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Did you think apartment would change your hair?

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm 165cm (5'4")

Everything I say is a short guy thing to say

I can't believe so many men are insecure about being me. I'm me and it's pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring... the cover of mushrooms when it rains... the company of leprechauns... I see only pros and no cons

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's very big of you!

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lol. But here, have some actually great benefits I wish I had:

  • The bed is long enough (u don't need a custom made)
  • cars are great (u don't need to imitate a giraffe to half-assed see the world outside, or take the seat out)
  • you can kiss a woman while... Errr..you know. (Not trying to pull her nose out of your bellybutton first)
  • clothes actually are your size (you dont need 12xl shirts, just so the arms fit but you can also go camping with your tent)
  • airplanes are cheap (u dont have to buy 1st class just to not fold yourself in the middle)
  • doors are OK (u dont need to duck. Which u learned through pain)

But there are also benefits...like having a better oversight over crowds and. Err....yes.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Here's more benefits:

  • you can wiggle your feet in the air when sitting on a chair
  • adjusting car seat is always easy; just pull it all the way to front
  • you can eat her ass while standing
  • you can have a nap even on two person couch
  • you don't have to buy a huge pickup even if your dick is small
  • you can work in the mines and have innate knowledge about metallurgy and smithing

Wait, what was the topic again?

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[-] Epp@lemmus.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Another benefit is slightly longer lifespan as the heart doesn't need to work as hard for blood to travel as much distance.

[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You learn to cope or you get mad. I'm glad you coped with being Frodo's brother.

[-] Phunter@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

No cons except leprechauns.

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[-] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Ok?

Why though? Isn't there enough misery and shittiness in the world as is? Why stoke the hostility?

For fun?

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

You wouldn't get it.

[-] gray@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't understand the need for hating on short men and body shaming. We should come together to hate on men for their character.

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

Went over his head, poor little guy.

[-] gray@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

YoU wOUldN'T gEt It

[-] nao@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reads like what someone thought would rage bait someone else

[-] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Relax, it's not that deep.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

act your hair

[-] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Some of these are very tallblist

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't get why the man community has so much drama about height

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ngl I wanna look as manly as the next blahaj lurker but I still feel like being tall would help in one particular area.

When people see a conventionally unattractive "guy" being antisocial, the default assumption is not mental health, it's that they must be a bigoted incel.

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[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

"How to have a bad personality and gain toxic friends, a guide for neglected children"

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I just don't understand why men don't do fun things with their beards like the 1800s

like c'mon you're telling me you DONT want to shave it into giant kitty whiskers?!?! BOOOORING :/

like look at this photo and tell me that this isn't an unexplored art form

[-] Wander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so glad I'm not short. Short guys just get shit on so much. Been at parties where someone just out of nowhere says "You'd be hot if you wasn't short". Like imagine that for anything else "you'd be hot if you wasn't black". "You'd be hot if you wasn't in a wheelchair" just getting shit on for genetics.

Same girls also cry murder if somebody says something about a fat girl, which is in their control.

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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, "you sound emotional" is bad how?

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

'Things you should say if you want everyone to know you're rage-baiting shit disturber'.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

This kinda reads as a list of things an obviously butthurt person would say

A chunk of them would just be pretty hilarious to say to me as an obviously big guy

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[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

So be a cunt to someone for no reason pisses them off?

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, that is the definition of ragebaiting

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[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

@Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world what meme would you post if you were mematic?

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