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The ultimate commuting strategy
(sh.itjust.works)
He never misses
This infograph is very compelling
If you're a pile of ash, you can fly to work on a light breeze.
Lol .... city and multiple traffic tickets to families ... "You have parked your ash in a no ash parking zone, please move your ash or your ash will be towed"
Your ash has been compressed into an artificial diamond for use in dental drills. You have 30 minutes to move your diamond.
So wasteful. All those people would be much more space efficient if they were degenerate matter inside of a neutron star smh
Nice roast
Now put them in a singularity
triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!
…and just think how long we could power the AI datacenters from the energy harvested making the ash 🤩
Someone go post this in FuckCars
What about "grinded"? Approximately 14 cubic meters of flesh.
Lol. Grinded
Brown chicken brown cow
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Yeah but how do they look up Tom's butthole?
Haha what if we just killed everyone is some fascist bullshit if you ask me OP
You got me, I'm actually Walt Disney's frozen head on a burner account
You new to jokes?
this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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