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Computer: "Counselor Troi has been notified."

[-] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Captain, the ship's computer shows that replicator comfort meals are up a whopping %4000. I think you should reconsider your "always on red alert" crew readyness policy.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 4 points 1 year ago

Boimler time FTFY

On the one hand: no matter what you replicate it's ethical, nutritious, and good for you. There are literally no bad choices for your body.

On the other: you have access to a bottomless culinary database that spans innumerable diets, cultures, broad swaths of history... and you order Chef Boyardee's finest with a few saltines. I think it's time to talk to the ship's counselor, because nobody should be eating struggle meals in a post-scarcity society.

[-] mercury@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Struggle meals have a charm, honestly. Its simple, if I had billions of dollars I'd still eat it.

[-] VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

"We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner!"

"But we would eat Kraft dinner."

"Of course we would! We'd just eat more!"

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

And buy really expensive ketchups with it. Dijon ketchups.

[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

With all of the fanciest ketchups!

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Fuck yes I am. Hostess cupcakes for dessert.

[-] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

But what if I want to eat trash food that's bad for my body to punish myself for having the audacity to continue to exist?

Computer: That option does not exist in the replicator database. Please seek medical attention if you are contemplating self-harm.

[-] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Fine, fine. Guess I'll just go lick the warp core!

[-] ninjabard@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

The apostrophe is not needed. Nothing belongs to the spaghettios.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

The Spaghettios cannot be trusted with belongings. They know what they did.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

That's why they look like zeroes to reflect this fact.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Oh you are so wrong, my friend. The Spaghetti-Os possess many things. Some of them even spiritual.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

The Spaghettio guy is a person, and they deserve our respect.

[-] gatton@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

Banana. Hot. Banana. Hot.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Luke warm is for Star Wars fans.

[-] realitista@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

The saltines are a nice touch.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Who are they putting on airs for? Speghettios needs no accompaniment.

[-] realitista@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I have it admit, It's actually a bit unnerving to see someone put effort into spaghettios.

[-] Thteven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Do these taste like metal to anyone else?

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Only if you eat then out of a can like a monster! But yeah sometimes they also taste like metal. It goes well with barely expired managers special milk, though.

[-] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

Can imagine my ex asking "Computer, open can of raviolis, room temperature".

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 1 year ago

Ensign, you are relieved of duty and are to report to the Counselor immediately for mental evaluation.

[-] mscyanide@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Needs potato chips.

[-] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Hmm, tastes like tauntaun.

[-] rothaine@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Saltines, eh? I may need to try that sometime...

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