I'm only a stranger until you read my manifesto on the Oxford comma
You didn't provide a link for the manifesto.
Or say whether you were for or against.
Don't you judge me, stranger
Not judging. Just trying to provoke you into a multipage rant that expounds your position on the comma.
What about the Westminster Period?
I think you’re my cult leader.
My opinion of the Oxford Comma:
Never gonna give you up, let you down, run around, or desert you.
You cannot just stand there at the hibachi grill and look at your watch while I’m sitting here.
I’m hungry.
Fuckin’ cook something.
Show me that manifesto!
You cannot just stand there at the hibachi grill and look at your watch
Please, please, please.
"Chronometer."
I've decided to help you out with the manifesto. Here is a working copy for you to edit as you wish.
You can tell it’s Twitter because they’re no acknowledgment of talking to bots.
Did you know some local municipalities are passing laws to make golf carts and UTVs legal on surface streets, yet China cars are banned? lmao
Literally every single day for me. I am lucky enough to have been blessed a job that is both easy and boring (literally just scan documents all day), which gives me plenty of downtime to find some people on the internet to stress me out since my job doesn't. (Only took 20 years to find such a job.) Hell, I'm doing it right now!
And watch them spout irrefutable logic that somehow completely contradicts each other.
I prefer the term “distressed eccentric friend you’ll never meet” 🥲
Anyways, how about those sports teams/political parties/abortion rights?
I... I may need to frame this and hang it over my monitor.
I remember in the early 2000s when I got Internet at home, one of my relatives kept telling me about forums and how great they were. And my thought was "Why would would I want to know what the average dumb fuck thinks about things?" I might have forgotten this wisdom.
In the old days, every village had one or two idiots. Thanks to the internet, the idiots have created their own village.
I will travel to this village and with my slightly superior intellect become king of the idiots!
Be forewarned that not every village is as welcoming and wise as Idiocracy.
Rael life is much dumbper tahn that!
Bad news: the "village" is 4chan. Have fun!
I'm sure you're on t the first to have thought that.
Maybe salt it a little with some religious posturing or something?
Dude, if your posting here, you are one of us.
Resistance is futile.
*you're
no u, uWu:-P
Well, the nice thing is there are lots of people eager and waiting to let us all know when and precisely how, in elaborate detail, we are being dumb fucks ourselves.
Feedback is useful.
Going on the internet used to be fun, in the before times.
It can still be fun, just nurture your delusions till they become hallucinations. Then the world is your oyster.
If I could nurture I'd be raising possums not dreams
You just need to relax and let go, then embrace the possum bilities.
See, that wasn't that hard. Now go out and spread the good news.
Idk what's going on bro I went outside saw a car and fainted
I think I embraced too hard
Conspiracies used to be ironic things people did satirically (Birds are not real) and not actual belief systems with entire media spheres built around them (UFOs, Flat Earth).
Mainly because the internet was a place you had to actually visit. It couldn't follow you around all day and intercede in daily affairs.
I'll admit: I've started trolling the absurdly stupid commentary. I'm smart enough to engage in good faith quality discussuon, but bored with it now..
2010 me hates this, 2026 me laughs in hypocrisy. I'm literally trolling my past self
I'd rather relax reading hundreds of pages on a few different topics from one unusually entertaining or informative stranger, more often than not dead for decades at least.
Hey! I'm not mentally ill. I've even got proof. They gave me a certificate when they let me out of the hospital.
Hrm I notice that it does not make any mention about "being an ass" tho... 🤪
One of these certificates?
You know what they say about a man with big ... certificates.
15 minutes later: OK now I feel frustrated about the world instead of about work, time to take a real break.
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