This article is mostly diverting the blame onto climate.
34% of global Urea trade goes through the strait of hormuz. Iran and the Strait are not mentioned a single time in this article. Urea is a key component in raising yields, up to 85% over non-Urea usage.
Welp, time to blame something on socialism again.
Damn, I guess the only cakes I'm eating this summer are those chee- 
Getting fat is sound financial advice.
I'm investing in me
So you're saying going out and buying an ice cream cake tomorrow and eating it all by myself is a sound financial investment? How much mass do I hav to cultivate to ensure I survive the next winter?
historically when we run out of bread, that's a sign of long-term social stability and systematic continuity
Finally we can get some cake 
Idk bro I'm at the circus vacuuming up sourdough like no one's business this feels pretty stable to me.
OK so we know about the growers, what about the showers?
Luckily there aren't any other exogenous shocks that will affect food production this summer
I’m trying to think of any factor that HASNT completely fucked them this year. I think literally every aspect of their industry is fucked.
Lucky that farming is becoming mainly an investment and speculation opportunity that has little dependence on its actual production. Well, for rich people, I mean. They will get bailed out anyway.
This is the year of the locusts! Once the food crises peaks Big Seafood won't be able to suppress the forbidden knowledge that locusts are basically delicious land shrimps. People will start noticing things and asking uncomfortable questions.
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This is Communism's fault, somehow
The ghost of Stalin’s comically large spoon is haunting the worlds grain supply
A spectre is haunting the world's grain supply.
It is the spectre of Stalin's comically large spoon.
Blaming the left just feels so right
I suppose if there's a time for me to finally submit to the cold, bleak, gluten free lifestyle dictated by my immune system, it would be now.
Guess my idea is going to have to wait
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