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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Where did this one come from? It's the most Reddit one I've seen yet, complete with gamer brain.

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[-] nautilus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 years ago
[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 47 points 2 years ago

hexbearussy

[-] utopologist@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago

Like 90% of our taglines are from deranged lemmitor upset we exist lmao

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Is there somewhere you can see all taglines?

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Yeah, you just have to come back forever and get them all. It's supposed to be that way.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago
[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

They have gaping vulnerabilities such as for instance when I look at Wikipedia for 10 seconds it disagrees with them smuglord

[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 2 years ago

Holy hell, you're right! I was thinking "Level 1" and "closer analysis" were contradictory, but they literally mean a cursory glance of the facts from the western perspective disagrees with hexbear.

Also "closer analysis" is some real "Does the pope shit in the woods" stuff.

[-] Melina@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Someone should plug all my gaping vulnerabilities

[-] showmustgo@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

soviet-bottom

Why did they have to say gaping

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago

Is Gamer Brain really any different from Sports Brain being used to discuss business and politics?

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Do sports have NPCs? I guess the fans?

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Specifically those fans who suborn their entire identity to Sports Franchise and become violently upset when their team loses in the game and sulk like a 5 year old all week instead of dealing with disappointment like an adult

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

This is just like my freaking Blood Souls! soypoint-1

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Have it writ upon your meagre grave that you were PPBed by Hexbear, last of the hogs.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Least terminally online g*mer.

Listen, jack, there ain't no save-scumming in real life.

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

I think it'll be fun to go on the offensive again one day, but the user base needs a long break from that still

[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago

Honestly at some point we’re gonna have to limit the ones coming from lemmiverse, it’s just too easy lmao

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Federation has been fun

[-] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago
[-] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 years ago

TBF LARPing a reasonable person with functioning faculties to analyse is quite popular among crackkkers. Their rudimentary worldview contradicts with reality but they'll never know unless they check, and they rarely do.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

"They One-Punched me, but I'm pretty sure they don't have a second swing in them."

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

like a level 1 boss

Day 7: Sabotage complete. I have infiltrated the first level of Lemmy's management hierarchy. They don't suspect a thing. Proceeding with [REDACTED]

[-] MorelaakIsBack@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

so if i dodge i can get one or two swings in swings five or six times, gets punished

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

dipshit reddit brains understand the world using metaphors that aren't gaming memes challenge

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They also have gaping vulnerabilities.

It's a very good thing we aren't in Gaza and he isn't an Israel general.

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Edit

What's with all the gaping and IDing the gaping? It's creepy. I just saw this Newsweek headline at reddit - Gaping Hole in Donald Trump's Defense Identified

this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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