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WTF did I just read.
You can't even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.
I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol
are you even living?
rip
Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting
Even better is Blumpkin Time!
The challenge was 3days, how long have you been ~~to~~ holding it?!
Yeah, I'm slipping after 3 days. It's like putting on beer goggles.
Gets easier after day 7 trust me
I haven't shat in 2 weeks
Going for no shit november eh?
It's concerning that you can't tell the difference...
oui
Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?
Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother
I've shot it over my head before....
It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.
That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"
It's actually both, thank you for asking.
Horny. I just took a shit so I know it's not the other option.
Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.
If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.
does it matter
Nothing matters 😔
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this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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