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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by t_jpeg@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.

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[-] SamXavia@kbin.run 85 points 1 year ago
[-] Lag@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

You can't even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.

[-] SamXavia@kbin.run 14 points 1 year ago

I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol

[-] GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

are you even living?

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 77 points 1 year ago
[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago

Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Even better is Blumpkin Time!

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The challenge was 3days, how long have you been ~~to~~ holding it?!

[-] roo@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'm slipping after 3 days. It's like putting on beer goggles.

[-] t_jpeg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Gets easier after day 7 trust me

[-] datavoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago
[-] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Going for no shit november eh?

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

It's concerning that you can't tell the difference...

[-] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago

I've shot it over my head before....

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

That's what it's there to do! It's like asking "Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?"

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

It's actually both, thank you for asking.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

Horny. I just took a shit so I know it's not the other option.

[-] Chariotwheel@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.

[-] downpunxx@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago
[-] t_jpeg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Alivrah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

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this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2023
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