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[-] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 114 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Meanwhile, human feet.

Humans evolved to walk on Earth

Human feet curved

Round Earth confirmed

Checkmate, flat-earthers!

We need to publish these findings.

[-] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Need to thoroughly confirm with more feet pics though.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Alright but I have to warn you those are bunions not toes

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

Evidence that proves me wrong isn’t valid. /s

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Typical flat-earth-denier with their circular logic.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hold on!

Is this the reason why my cock is curved?!

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

The curvature of your dick is imperceptible (not because the earth is huge but because your cock is tiny)

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

You dare to make fun of the two inch punisher?!

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

The curvature has a significant and sweeping angle, but a radius of mere millimeters.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 years ago

No, it's because your eyeball is curved which makes your cock look curved but it's actually perfectly straight.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Ahh parralax

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No thats actually from wind resistence.

[-] Streetdog@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 years ago

Some of my friends (people I just know actually) have flat feet = flat earth confirmed.

I, myself, happen to have a decent arch (not Linux) on my feetsies, it sure feels like I'm always walking uphill.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 years ago

Oh trust me, it would feel significantly more uphill if your arch was the Linux kind.

[-] Streetdog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

It's why I prefer the, not need to be said but say it anyway, more stable Debian as a solid foundation.

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago
[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 2 years ago

Runs fast, but isn't very stable

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Bro tumbleweeds while walking LMAO

[-] boomzilla@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

SUSE CEO is a round-earther confirmed!

[-] cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

If you look closely there is a veeeery slight curve on every shoe to account for Earth's sexy curves

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

Imperceptible until about size 14 or so.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago

Actually it's curved the other way. We're just a giant halo ring confirmed.

My running shoes are like this. They must know something.

[-] Olmai@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

we're living inside a hollow ball, stars are the cities in daylight on the other side

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago

Your shoes are like the top one only because you have small feet.

[-] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

For whoever finds it offensive, it means compared to earth!

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago
[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] HW07@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm concavejohnson

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Skateboards, duh.

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Our feet has arches to compensate for the earth's curvature. It's the global flat earth cabal together with big shoe to sell us the lie to fund big shoe.

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

our feet are like that (or, they're supposed to be). and shoes are made of flexible material, precisely so that they will flex to the curvature of the earth.

[-] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Then how do you explain this? Checkmate, anyone who doesn't see the halo 😎

[-] Iceman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The world is concave. Even the "flat shoe" confirms it.

[-] halvo317@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

Can someone do the math on what the circumference of the earth is?

[-] odium@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

I did some quick math and I found that it's at least 120 inches.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That seems high.

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[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

it's 40000km If you do the math it works out that the drop is about 6nanometers per foot

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

So we are always walking downhill. Nice.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Only if you're walking east.

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[-] rainerloeten@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Something something manifold.

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