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[-] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 114 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Meanwhile, human feet.

Humans evolved to walk on Earth

Human feet curved

Round Earth confirmed

Checkmate, flat-earthers!

We need to publish these findings.

[-] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Need to thoroughly confirm with more feet pics though.

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Alright but I have to warn you those are bunions not toes

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

Evidence that proves me wrong isn’t valid. /s

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Typical flat-earth-denier with their circular logic.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hold on!

Is this the reason why my cock is curved?!

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

The curvature of your dick is imperceptible (not because the earth is huge but because your cock is tiny)

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You dare to make fun of the two inch punisher?!

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

The curvature has a significant and sweeping angle, but a radius of mere millimeters.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

No, it's because your eyeball is curved which makes your cock look curved but it's actually perfectly straight.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Ahh parralax

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

No thats actually from wind resistence.

[-] Streetdog@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

Some of my friends (people I just know actually) have flat feet = flat earth confirmed.

I, myself, happen to have a decent arch (not Linux) on my feetsies, it sure feels like I'm always walking uphill.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago

Oh trust me, it would feel significantly more uphill if your arch was the Linux kind.

[-] Streetdog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

It's why I prefer the, not need to be said but say it anyway, more stable Debian as a solid foundation.

[-] elxeno@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago
[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 year ago

Runs fast, but isn't very stable

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bro tumbleweeds while walking LMAO

[-] boomzilla@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

SUSE CEO is a round-earther confirmed!

[-] cryptosporidium140@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago

If you look closely there is a veeeery slight curve on every shoe to account for Earth's sexy curves

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Imperceptible until about size 14 or so.

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago

Actually it's curved the other way. We're just a giant halo ring confirmed.

My running shoes are like this. They must know something.

[-] Olmai@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

we're living inside a hollow ball, stars are the cities in daylight on the other side

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago

Your shoes are like the top one only because you have small feet.

[-] speaker_hat@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

For whoever finds it offensive, it means compared to earth!

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] HW07@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm concavejohnson

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Skateboards, duh.

[-] RandomStickman@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Our feet has arches to compensate for the earth's curvature. It's the global flat earth cabal together with big shoe to sell us the lie to fund big shoe.

[-] Narrrz@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

our feet are like that (or, they're supposed to be). and shoes are made of flexible material, precisely so that they will flex to the curvature of the earth.

[-] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Then how do you explain this? Checkmate, anyone who doesn't see the halo 😎

[-] Iceman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The world is concave. Even the "flat shoe" confirms it.

[-] halvo317@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Can someone do the math on what the circumference of the earth is?

[-] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I did some quick math and I found that it's at least 120 inches.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

That seems high.

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[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

it's 40000km If you do the math it works out that the drop is about 6nanometers per foot

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

So we are always walking downhill. Nice.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Only if you're walking east.

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[-] rainerloeten@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Something something manifold.

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