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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Okay, Alexander. You go with the nice lady and I'll see you in about 10 years."

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago
[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

One!

Of us!

Is wearing!

A push up bra!

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"I'm a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up."

[-] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

I am a great magician, your command uniforms are now red!

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Slug-O Cola, Slug-O Cola. Product placement, Slug-O Cola.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

🎶The slimiest Cola in the Galaxy🎶

[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF NUTS!

[-] chowdertailz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Weeooweeeoo

[-] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Beware of the Dahar Master’s opera about big forehead ridges. He beats people up while he plays it!

[-] Spot@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

I shall change my name to... Betty.

[-] kholby@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

But... isn't Betty...a woman's name?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Does a power kick to the child's chest ..... yes he may return to his studies

Worf: .... these instructors are way too lenient

[-] DrPop@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

Tiger... Birdie...

[-] HedonismB0t@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

"What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungie cord? ... My ass!!"

[-] Button777777@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago

I'm coming!

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 years ago

"Kick it"? (Rap beat starts playing)

[-] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 3 points 2 years ago

I feel like I'm missing something. I don't understand anything going on in this thread.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Watch the movie Kung Pao! Enter the Fist. It's a parody of kung fu tropes. Silly as all hell, some very dated jokes, but very fun/quotable.

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