Dumpster thriving 
Even Oscar the Grouch is getting driven out of the neighborhood through gentrification smh
A rich asshole living in a converted dumpster was literally a joke in 2015 on Two Broke Girls.
The article's from 2016 so close enough.
You will rent a dumper and you will love it.
You won't just eat the bugs, you'll be roommates!
Rent? Try and evict me from this dumpster, I dare you.
Zoidberg would have been ahead of his time but his time is 1000 years from now
Envronmental Science
Bidenomics solves the housing crisis!
Mao come back, the landlords are trying to tell me a literal trash bin is worth a million dollars.
I bet that person fucks a lot in their dumpster.
Junk up in that trunk (aka garbage in their ass)
Dumpster? I wish. This is just a trash-co waste disposal unit
You will sleep in the dumpster.
Look on the bright side: When the restaurant puts a padlock on the dumpster, you now have the keys to get inside since it's your apartment now. 
I like the fedora displaced prominently. Still, I would be down for it.
I can't even lie that looks kinda baller, if I had a place to shower nearby and a decently appearing toilet so I don't scare the hoes I'd do it
I just want a studio apartment that's affordable. I would easily put up with shared bathrooms/common areas, but only if it were affordable. Rooms this size go for almost 2000 dollars a month or more in major cities, and that's fucking absurd.
I feel bad for the plants.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
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