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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by ummthatguy@lemmy.world to c/risa@startrek.website

aka the "Yes, bloody D" Edition

What kind of fun and cheeky shenanigans are the lower deckers of the NCC-1701-D getting up to?

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[-] teft@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Last 1 minute with Moriarty...with the holodeck safeties disengaged.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Even if he chooses not to kill you, he'll destroy your self-confidence through verbose mockery.

[-] teft@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

Holodeck safeties on or off he still destroys you.

[-] StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What I would like to see is Moriarty vs Garak, ‘cutting remarks’ for the win.

Place Spot in Warf's quarters again

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

It would be dishonorable to deny that cuteness.

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

He is a good cat, he is a pretty cat

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

Am I the only one who is confused as to how this is BINGO? This is just a list...

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world -5 points 2 years ago

The meaning of things tends to get lost over time. There's no grid involved, just a hit-list of odd challenges for younger/inexperienced crew. Please enjoy this marshmelon.

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Ah, so you don't know what bingo means. I see.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

"Blackout bingo" where the grid becomes irrelevant. This whole post is based on A Strange New Worlds episode where the game was simply a list to be completed.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago

Lasting a minute against Moriarty doesn't seem very difficult. Especially since I'm not Sherlock, and wouldn't be able to pursue him even if I wanted to. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Reassign Guinan to Engineering. Watch the hilarity ensue before the ship explodes.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Never know. She, like Pelia, may have some training from decades/eons past.

[-] Froyn@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Guinan, the George Santos of the Enterprise.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Compete to see who can rebuild Lore the fastest

I feel like, no matter how that plays out, everyone loses.

[-] satanmat@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Jeffries tunnel races. Nacels to bridge. (Data DQ)

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Keep an eye on those cheating bastards from Delta Shift!

Did he erect an elaborately timed series of force fields to impede the other contestants, which was not explicitly called or as poor behaviour beforehand?

[-] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I like this list but we really need to stop with the senseless violence against warp cores.

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

dejected_warp_core:

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Who said fun was senseless?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Eject the warp core for some reason

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Some young Shaxs tomfoolery.

[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Find Blazin Bev's stash

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