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Im scared of the staplegunman

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[-] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 109 points 1 year ago
[-] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago
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[-] Xylight@lemdro.id 23 points 1 year ago

you wouldn't download a child

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those.

[-] weeahnn@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.

[-] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My chimney has never been swept

Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.

You decide

[-] moreeni@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

And that's why you need punctuation kids.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.

[-] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma.

I emphatically would NOT download a child.

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago
[-] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

[-] Oka@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.

[-] Davel23@kbin.social 46 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't download a kid.

[-] occhineri@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

You haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] vasco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

I am sure someday you will be an amazing mother.

[-] crowbar@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] vasco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago
[-] GrindingGears@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

It's like a really slow download. Dial up speeds.

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 year ago

I don't want kids, pirated or not.

[-] BitingChaos@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.

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[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!

RIP Brett

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

y he do dis

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Could be misunderstood, here's a comma for you: " , "

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

And that's why you shouldn't, pirate kids!

[-] Gregorech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's why you, shouldn't pirate kids!

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Back to your room, Shatner

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

[-] showmustgo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't download a kid

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

No they're free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.

[-] Grandsinge@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.

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[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

Isn’t that just called kidnapping?

[-] keksi@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] meldrik@lemmy.wtf 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.

[-] MakerThe11@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language

[-] Sygheil@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] TronCat@reddthat.com 6 points 1 year ago

Ȳ̷͉o̶̮̓u̸̗͘ ̶͉̏k̸͖̑ṇ̵͘ò̸͚ẁ̷̲ ̷͚͑i̸͂͜t̷̖̓'̸͙́s̴̡̅ ̸͖̈́ì̸̩l̷̮̉l̵̞͑ë̶̡́g̴̬̒ä̶̖l̸̹̔ ̷̫͂t̸̯̒o̷̅ͅ ̸̣̌d̵̹͗o̸͎̾ẇ̵̖n̸͎͋l̶̼̋ơ̵̫ā̸͈d̵̞̈́ ̵͇̈c̶̅ͅǫ̴̒p̸͍̆y̷͙̎r̸̮͠i̶͔͋g̷̜̍ȟ̴̯ẗ̷͓́ê̶͉d̶̖̎ ̴̖̃m̴͈̔ǘ̸̠s̴͎̾í̶͙c̴͙̎

[-] MakerThe11@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

All the comments are just pure gold.

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[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

The production value is better than GOT season 7

[-] bartleby1@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

but orlando bloom needs a first mate

[-] Martymoo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials

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