submitted 11 months ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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She was all legs!

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[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Why did the Dirt Owl cross the road?

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

To piss on the other side?

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

No, to get to the Hooters on the other side!

Get it? 'Cause you're an owl and stuff.

Hoot hoot.

[-] WholeEnchilada@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

What do you call a fish with two knees?

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

spoiler

A kneel (an eel)

[-] AlpineSteakHouse@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

It should be because she had 100 feet and he was a feet guy.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Because human centipede...

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