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[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

I hope Cody Johnston has a gun

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

You think Cody's been sounding the horn on the boar conspiracy for years without being prepared when they come knocking at his door?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Biden plz hurry up on that wall or the super pigs will take over ooooooooooooooh

[-] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 10 months ago

wym? the super pigs are already in power here

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

This headline is so cool bc they're literally just pigs. Hogs. Swine. Porklers. There's nothing super about them, but "feral pigs cause ecological damage" isn't going to get eyeballs in from of microtargetted advertising for something you already own!

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

America (and other settler states) can only frame things as wars, invasions, battles, or other conflicts

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 10 months ago

This really says something about our society 😔

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hexbears always saying "Post hog" like posts about hogs are a laughing matter. They're not. I have it under good authority that they have been in talks of mutual aid with Hamas. Can you even fathom the terror as they begin flooding out of tunnel networks across the west? You swine justice warriors make me sick.

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 10 months ago

Ham as :kelly:

[-] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

New site tagline material right here. peltier-laugh

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago
[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

I thought the US already has two million killer pigs the-pigs

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago
[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

We are truly living in a Boarwellian nightmare.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago
[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

And we all balked at Trump wanting to build a big beautiful wall.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

I'm the hog inspector. Each piggy must present itself to me to be judged and given a lil' smooch on it's headybye before being allowed in.

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

c'eme you little bugger for your smooch

[-] Zvyozdochka@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Hog posting is so back.

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Africanized Murder Hogs coming to your back yard!

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Unfortunately most porciforms from the African conteninent are non sus so we can't actually breed a murderous turbo-hog.

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I see the US is only in its pre-hog days. Looking forward to what comes next

What I don't understand is why this doesn't just cause some entrepreneurial red blooded American to start selling cheap free range pig

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Hunting them is a pita. They're smart and cautious so if they think they're in danger they'll hide all day. They're strong and compact so they can push their way in to very dense brush where following them is a pita. Large groups will often scatter when disturbed, tanking off in every direction. It's time consuming, you need a lot of people and dogs, generally with thermal and night vision gear among other expensive kit, you have to cross fences and property lines which is a huge problem in america.

[-] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

They do, and make big bank; but once you start you have no incentive to reduce the population as then you'd run out of pighunts to sell.

[-] Elon_Musk@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

What was the scifi book set in the not too distant future where climate change ravaged the US and hogs of unusual size were a major threat? Was it Termination Shock?

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago
[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

Hell yeah, I’m the one that you wanted! Hell yeah, I’m your super pig!

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

That car that exploded and leveled the rainbow bridge was loaded with 4 super pigs in a shape charge formation, i read it in the Guardian

[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 7 points 10 months ago

Finally something all that guns are useful for.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

get your rifles and try not to shoot your kids

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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