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submitted 11 months ago by Damaskox@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

What happens next?

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[-] Evkob@lemmy.ca 84 points 11 months ago

I live in a small town, this basically happens whenever I go to a social event.

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago
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[-] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago

My first wife is suddenly alive and meets my second wife. Awkward.

What might be worse is if someone was there that you didn't know that you had sex with. Like some random person who raped you while you were unconscious after a party in college, or your uncle from your childhood.

[-] Damaskox@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

Oof, that's true!
That didn't even cross my mind! 😅

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Bunch of dogs and a few cats appear ...... all animals that humped your leg or massaged your thigh.

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[-] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 64 points 11 months ago

I'm currently in that room

[-] offbyone@feddit.uk 21 points 11 months ago
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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 11 months ago

It's called an aquarium, and this is the last time I'm going to ask you to leave this facility.

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[-] remus989@sh.itjust.works 44 points 11 months ago

Ok so it's a normal night with my wife then?

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

Me and the wife will probably see if there's something on TV.

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 40 points 11 months ago

Everyone else is someone I had sex with in my life. But it doesn't specify that it is everyone I have had sex with in my life.

[-] livus@kbin.social 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I want you to be my lawyer.

You just turned this from an awkward experience into a fun occasion.

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[-] 1984@lemmy.today 32 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Such a lonely room.

I would turn it into a computer room.. :)

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

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[-] Endorkend@kbin.social 29 points 11 months ago

I have some alone time with my wife.

[-] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Same it happens to me every night

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[-] Sabata11792@kbin.social 28 points 11 months ago

I sob uncontrollably in an empty room.

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[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago

“Hey.” “Hey.” “How are things with you?” “Pretty good. You?” “Good, thanks.”

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[-] souperk@reddthat.com 27 points 11 months ago

rape survivors are going to have a hard time...

[-] horsescorpion@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago

If it is the rapist that is asked the question and they have a lot of victims they could gang up on them.

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[-] skybreaker@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

I was actually in this scenario just last night. We watched TV.

...the only person I've had sex with is my wife.

[-] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Try 15. There would be some dudes and a pile of bones in the midle. lol

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 22 points 11 months ago

Well, it’s an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guess…

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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

A crow could understand the number of people in that room

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[-] Sethayy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Thank god, I miss my wife rn

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

So it's not everyone you've had sex with, it's just that everyone there is part of the group? I choose to believe it's only the ones I'm still friends with.

We all have a nice catch up and then head home?

[-] kambusha@feddit.ch 8 points 11 months ago

The door handle rattles but doesn't open.

[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Ooh yay, most of us LOVE escape rooms

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[-] Nemo@midwest.social 15 points 11 months ago

Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.

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[-] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 15 points 11 months ago

I would sit in an empty room.

[-] Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago
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[-] dumptruckdan@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago

Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360° and moonwalk out of there

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[-] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

I'd genuinely like to catch up with them. See how their life turned out, what they've done, and who they're with. Even a few I'd like to apologize to.

I'd order some pizza and booze. We'd have a party.

I'd also take a count, there are people I've unfortunately forgotten about. It will be good to remember them again.

[-] Brutticus@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

maybe get a D&D game going

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[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

My wife realizes I'm no stud

[-] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 11 points 11 months ago

We all have sex again 🤷? Would be the logical thing IMO.

[-] ProfessorGumby@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

That's too much crazy in one room.

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

Probably bone. Most of the people I've had sex with, sex has been the only thing we've had in common. If it's everyone I've had sex with, it's going to be a little crowded, but I'd imagine we could all have quite a bit of fun.

[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Going for the orgy, bold move but could be epic if it pays off.

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[-] Krotz@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)

[-] Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 11 months ago

That's not going to be a very full room

[-] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

My husband finally meets my boyfriend

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