Edit: I realised that I spelled Pissingers name wrong in the title. Pity.
It happened... Something good finally happened.
All it took was @UlyssesT@hexbear.net retiring
(Gonna miss your posts, was trying to figure out what to write in the other thread, saw this one, thought surely OP is getting banned...)
Kissinger's Puppets a portuguese Anti-Kissinger song from Zeca Afonso
Here are some free crabs for all who need them. Any combination will do.
🦀 
About damn time, evil fuck was too old I was beginning to wonder if he was an immortal demon sent direct from hell to further torment us now I know just skip out the immortal part.
ROT IN HELL
Logging my post in a historic thread
I cant believe kissinger is a board member of Theranos imagine being an evil "genius" who gets scammed by female Steve Jobs
Damn. Finally.
Oh shit what a good day.
SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unremovedtitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 back and you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️
It's a good day to post a crab
RIPBOZO
aleluya!
LETS FUCKING GO
I'm still fuckin smiling
Rest in piss
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