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[-] Damn990099@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I got a trianed badger that eats all the bad cookies.

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Cookie Monster doesn't even eat cookies anymore, he drives a food truck now

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Times are hard for everyone, man.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

To be honest, I think the Cookie Monster just crumbled the cookies and didn't eat them. Maybe he also hated them personally - like my browser with the current settings.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The idea of a shocked cookie monster finding out how many cookies you deleted was hilarious to me, so I asked an AI to draw some variations of it, with varying succes :-)

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

#5 is what would happen if the Jim Henson Company made The Ring.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

I think I miscounted - that's the one I meant haha.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Haha #3 is kinda cute

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago

COOKIES FOR THE COOKIE GOD

[-] haypp@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

why cookie should be appear?

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