This needs to become a true crime miniseries called "Sweet, Sweet Murder". (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by InevitableSwing@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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U.S. chocolate mogul charged with murdering animator, partner

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

They discovered the secret to the chocolate, they had to die.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

The true secret to chocolate is that all chocolate produced in the US have more than the allowable 60 pieces of insect parts per 100 grams.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 11 months ago

But the chuds will still complain about having to eat bugs

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

I would be moderately surprised if TrueAnon doesn't dedicate an episode to this.

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Wild that real life comes up with weirder premises than the Hitman games.

[-] edge@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The target, Daniel Langlois, is the millionaire founder of a 3D animation studio behind beloved classic dinosaur movies. He recently had an access road on the client’s property ruled to be a public road. The client, a secretive American chocolate mogul, feels threatened by the turn of events and has requested that Langlois, along with his partner Dominique Marchand, be eliminated.

Good luck 47.

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

order-of-lenin

[-] davel@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

Rich Burgerlanders fighting over Dominican exploitation. Even the alleged hitman is a Burgerlander, so really there are no protagonists to this story.