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[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago

Whats a lemmy? Does it taste good? The folks at "Red Dot" said you can find them on the fediverse? Is that like an online market where you get fruits? So lemmy is just a slang for lemons? How many of these "instances"/markets are there? How long does it take to download lemons?

Sorry if these words aren't clear. The doc said getting high on lemons cause something called "cognitive decline" idk what that's supposed to mean... smh my head these weird people and their mad scientist looking lab coats... ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

[-] ElBarto@lzrprt.sbs 6 points 1 year ago

Lemmy is an existential concept of social integration in a Web 2.0 forced reality, it's forged on the ideals of a declining sociological view point, radicalised by the merging of multiple neurological dependencies baked into a form fitting, yet ridged ergonomic palindrome.

Hope that helps.

[-] dingus182@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

so, we are on the same team, right?

[-] dingus182@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

LoL. No tribalism. No douche-baggery. Just honest to Internet spelling typos and grammatical errors.

[-] dingus182@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's possibly a place or point in time recorded on the Highways, of folks coming to or possibly changing. It's hard to accept those that haven't experienced it yet. But, when you see that light in their eyes... don't be a dick.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

They say if you order enough lemons they throw a party for you.

[-] WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Cool, what's the website for the party? lemonparty.org?

(Please don't actually go there lol, it's NSFW)

[-] mojo@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

My brain is advancing in so many ways but declining in others. It makes me constantly question if I got tha dementia.

[-] dingus182@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Right, right. And the better way is to take it in stride? right. Sux.

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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