I just discovered "roasts" so I'm going to be insulting you all for the next week, but I'm doing it out of love. (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by DayOfDoom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Ans also a need for pwnage on the site.

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[-] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 10 months ago

Bet you can't roast me harder than capitalism already does

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

elmofire

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

so I'm going to be insulting you all for the next week, but I'm doing it out of love.

are you my entire family?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

too real

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

NO LEAVE ME ALONE

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Oooh do me!

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It'd take a magician (Criss Angel) to make me do you in any sense of the word.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

michael-laugh

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

You just got mind freaked.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

omfg

just realized someone I knew in the late '90s/early '00s was emulating this dude

I thought he was going for Fancy Trent Reznor, but no, it was definitely this

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Did he have a cane.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Not that I ever saw, but I wouldn't be surprised

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I bet it would have been one of those canes with a knife in the middle that you can twist apart to reveal.

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

10000000% would have been - a real mall ninja

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

a roast? sorry i dont eat meat

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

Roast me, coward

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

How is this different from your normal posting

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Blud really out here a decade later talking about roasting people. What? Did your dial up just finish loading reddit? Like the only roasting you're doing is some carrots so you dont damage your dentures, old dog. They'll really be out here like "I bet you can't even shine shoes as well as one-legged Hitchens down on 5th and Perriwinkle!"

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

okay but you have to do the gilbert gottfried voice

[-] improbably_me@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

Ok, Jeffrey Ross' ejaculate ...

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Take your shot, loser. But be warned, I fire back. 🤓

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Roast this, roast that. Why dontcha go roast some sweet potatoes?

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

How to roast a white person:

tell them to touch grass

[-] Cap@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

You look like a man who shaves with a brawndo, dyes his hair and is lucky to get his dick hard on his birthday if the wind blows in the right direction.