I just discovered "roasts" so I'm going to be insulting you all for the next week, but I'm doing it out of love. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by DayOfDoom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Ans also a need for pwnage on the site.

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[-] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 2 years ago

Bet you can't roast me harder than capitalism already does

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago

elmofire

[-] Othello@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

so I'm going to be insulting you all for the next week, but I'm doing it out of love.

are you my entire family?

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

too real

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

Oooh do me!

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It'd take a magician (Criss Angel) to make me do you in any sense of the word.

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

michael-laugh

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

You just got mind freaked.

[-] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

a roast? sorry i dont eat meat

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

How is this different from your normal posting

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Blud really out here a decade later talking about roasting people. What? Did your dial up just finish loading reddit? Like the only roasting you're doing is some carrots so you dont damage your dentures, old dog. They'll really be out here like "I bet you can't even shine shoes as well as one-legged Hitchens down on 5th and Perriwinkle!"

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Take your shot, loser. But be warned, I fire back. 🤓

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

okay but you have to do the gilbert gottfried voice

[-] improbably_me@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Ok, Jeffrey Ross' ejaculate ...

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Roast this, roast that. Why dontcha go roast some sweet potatoes?

[-] Cap@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

You look like a man who shaves with a brawndo, dyes his hair and is lucky to get his dick hard on his birthday if the wind blows in the right direction.