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Crackers (lemmy.world)
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[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 39 points 2 years ago

What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.

I melt cheese on them sometimes.

[-] match@pawb.social 33 points 2 years ago

have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor

[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 22 points 2 years ago

I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.

But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.

[-] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

“I kinda like it actually”

“Shut up, Nart”

“But —“

“It’s a horrible life”

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

Are you hard of reading? Poster says you Will not regret. Don't be so surprised.

[-] anonymouse@lemmings.world 7 points 2 years ago

I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.

I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so

[-] swab148@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago

"Baby, I know we've been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it's over."

She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.

We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

And it's almost healthy. Not really, but compared to Cheetos...

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[-] Isakk86@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I just thought the same thing... They are delicious

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[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I put a little butter on them sometimes and it's delicious but everyone thinks I'm crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

I survived for something like three years on butter and saltines. It's the best if you use unsalted butter, and put rock salt on top, but let's be real here–we're just scraping butter straight off the stick with each saltine and eating it like we're in the trenches of the Great War and we don't know when the Krauts are gonna attack us so we gotta eat fast

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

My grandma used to do this. It really is a satisfying treat.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I’ve done this. It never crossed my mind other people didn’t. You have some butter nearby and you’re eating crackers? You put the butter on the crackers.

It’s like finding a thread where people are going “Try butting butter on the toast. I know it sounds weird [no?] but you gotta try it.” and others “Oh yeah my grandma used to do that”

[-] Elderos@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

I get that a lot when I put butter on my pizza crust, I mean it is bread?

[-] i2ndshenanigans@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I like butter on saltines.

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Isn't that what saltines are for?

Edit: Wait, I read that as peanut butter. Butter is...not gross but not what I do.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Peanut butter is good too. That's for when I feel like making marginally better choices, though (because then I can say, "Well it has protein?")

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

I also think you're crazy, but I believe you.

[-] meekah@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

mixing carbs and fat is never crazy

[-] PatFussy@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago
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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

maybe with a brick of cheese

nothing helps my self esteem like a sleeve of saltines and a brick of cheese

[-] baronvonj@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Whipped cream. Salty and sweet. Delicious.

I will be trying this these holidays. I’d have never thought of mixing the two.

In exchange for the idea, I recommend sweetening whipped cream with a dash of maple syrup, the maple flavour comes out nicely with the airy texture. But do not use this for pumpkin pie or another sweet treat as it’s too rich.

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[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Butter

Peanut butter

Cheese

Spray cheese

Cream cheese

Cream cheese with a clove of garlic

Honey

Help me think of more good ways to enjoy saltines

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I just put saltines on them.

[-] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

New toast sandwich

[-] Panurge987@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Summer sausage and cheddar cheese.

[-] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Mustard if you are especially desperate.

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[-] iagomago@feddit.it 3 points 2 years ago

ham?

alternatively, sauce.

[-] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Oof this one hits close to home.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] hamburglar26@wilbo.tech 4 points 2 years ago

Yes. Saltines and spreading some good crunchy peanut butter is a fine lazy meal.

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[-] ultra@feddit.ro 6 points 2 years ago

new beef stroganoff just dropped

[-] xarexyouxmadx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

People eat saltines... willingly?

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

They’re delicious

[-] theluckyone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Add sardines to that, and you'll have reached a whole new level.

[-] curiousaur@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

I can't believe someone beat me to it. Sardines, or tinned smoked oysters, a little cheese, baby you've got yourself a meal.

[-] match@pawb.social 4 points 2 years ago

when you get sick and you can finally justify eating sleeve of saltines 😋

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago
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[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Guilty as charged.

[-] Raptor_007@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I do this, but with graham crackers instead.

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