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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 45 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You are sexy, Mr. Grinch
You really look good in heels
You're as gentle as the jailer, you can tie me to the wheel, Mr. Grinch
I'm a bad boy and you make me kneel

You're a masochist, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of sickness, making me drink from a bowl, Mr. Grinch
You can sodomize me with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Narrator: And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say – that the Grinch’s small penis grew three sizes that day.

[-] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

Great now the word grussy is in my head

[-] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

Daring. 7-11's never have unslippery floors.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

There's parts of the floor that are sticky plus they are like a giant mop!

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Squick. Squick. Squick.

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

My ankles hurt just looking at this.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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[-] spudwart@spudwart.com 7 points 9 months ago

T'was the night before Thiccmas.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And Trans Grinch's estrogen levels grew three sizes that day

[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Is the this the gothch the grinth

[-] Nika03@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] ares35@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago

escape from planet earth live action sequel?

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Those boots look like they’ve been datamoshed

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 1 points 9 months ago

Big gulps huh?

this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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