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[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 105 points 1 year ago

What a coincidence! I plunged a toilet today, so that's two turds leaving the House.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Maybe there’s a connection. Keep plunging? For science?

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

We'll need more turds then for the 1:1 ratio

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I can help with that….

[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Drain the swamp?

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

He is no longer providing an adequate RoI for his corporate sponsors. Now he'll pass through the revolving door into the private sector where he can directly work for his corporate sponsors instead of being a proxy. A tail as old as time

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Kethal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Its two late

[-] rigatti@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Kushan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Shit, fuck, it's all in the mind.

[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Tails are pretty old too.

What a waste of fuckin’ sentience. I hope he’s hit with a court order requiring him to apologize to every tree he passes by for wasting the oxygen they so graciously provide to us. Seriously, I am struggling to think of a more complete and abject failure in modern American politics.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I mean... The GQP is right there, and McKKKarthy is the Oxygen thief? He can at least string a complete sentence together. That puts him above half of his colleagues.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh, I realize. I mean that McCarthy didn’t even accomplish any of the goals he himself said he had. I absolutely am not implying that any of his goals were actually good goals.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Yea... At the end of the day, most of the GOP are Oxygen thieves. ... I would say all, but I'm holding out hope at least one of them is dumber than they are evil.

That would be Tuberville

[-] douglasg14b@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Is it really that difficult to think of equally or worse failures in American politics?

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’m talking about this in terms of whether he even achieved the goals that he said he had. And I feel like he accomplished absolutely fuck-all as Speaker.

[-] charonn0@startrek.website 32 points 1 year ago
[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

The letter reads as follows: “The Honorable the Speaker, House of Representatives, sir I hereby submit my resignation effective Dec. 31, 3034 as United States Representative of the 20th District of California.

Hell of a typo. Only the 0 is correct. Added one to every other digit.

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pretty easy typo if your left hand is shifted by one number

[-] Hemlock@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

That is probably the article's typo. At least it is not what was read into record.

[-] generic@iusearchlinux.fyi 2 points 1 year ago

They also spelled "unhonorable" wrong.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Don't let the door hit your ass on the w-- actually fuck that, I hope the door breaks your tailbone on the way out. Piece of shit.

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

What a legacy he’s leaving behind too - he’s going to be a Jeopardy question (answer?) in 20 years

[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Jeopardy was already all over his story; there was a prompt the other night about a House speaker that required 19 rounds of votes (or whatever it took idr) to be elected speaker.

[-] Vaggumon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Godric@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Say what you want about McCarthy, he made history as speaker!

(He's the only one to get booted from the job by vote)

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Took his ball and went home because the other toddlers didn't want to play by his dumb rules

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Trash takes itself out.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Bye Shit-Head! May every door hit you on the way out!

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

A majority was already down to 217 votes post-Santos but now down to 220 Republicans to get there. They just had a historically unproductive session and now it's worse.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Haha. Bye, loser.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Pulling a Palin

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Cool, fuck off and die.

[-] betz24@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Is this a play for vice presidency? Or, maybe hoping to be in the Trump cabinet?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Oh no! Said no one

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