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[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

What was the idea behind these whack ass looks, anyway?

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

Louis XIII started wearing them to cover up his baldness, and Charles II brought them back to England after his exile because he was going grey. A lot of people were happy to adopt them because it helped cover up syphilitic baldness and sores.

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

Makes sense

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 months ago

Because everyone was ugly and balding due to syphilis

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

hair is more difficult to maintain than wigs

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Was there a specific historical reason for this style, though? Was it just more expensive to make and denoted wealth?

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Was it just more expensive to make and denoted wealth

yes but also some courts did dress codes because centralized monarchs liked distracting the nobility & eating their surplus income on non-rebellious things like parties, gambling, and clothes. it could also serve ideological goals like making the country seem more 'enlightened'---Peter in Russia particularly did that trying to import french palace culture

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

There was a department making sure it spends all of its budget so it doesn't get cut the next year angle to the liquidating of the surplus of lower level nobility. If you were caught sitting on a bunch of peasant plunder then you'd have to kick up more.

[-] ImmortanStalin@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 11 months ago
[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wait, I'm not supposed to dress like this anymore?

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Nono, it's cool when you do it

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have, right?

And I want to be a syphilitic French dandy aristocrat sniffing so much powdered lead for my gout that they name an entire medical condition after me.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 11 months ago

dare to dream!

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Elvis "invented" that like Columbus "discovered" America

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

Good idea. Let's retroactively credit all his songs to 'Vic Fountaine', edit him out of all existing photos and execute those who dare speak his name.

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

bring back dandy-ism imo, men are disgusting and unhygienic these days. all sloppy poorly fitting T shirts and athletic shorts and jeans and unwashed blackened mechanic hands. people used to think women were too irrational to maintain their appearance to the standards a man could, its hilarious how its the complete opposite today, like men will look at you like you have 5 heads for saying they should consider doing something as 'unmanly' as washing yourself or caring about your appearance. they can't even bother to maintain the dishevelled mad prophet look, instead its like an especially silly midpoint between the fashion sense of a 12 year old middle schooler and a severely alcoholic trucker without access to toiletries or washing facilities (except they somehow always look like they last shaved 3 days ago, poorly)

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

I got some bad news for you regarding 17th century hygiene

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I stan the mad prophet look

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 11 months ago

You'll take my poorly-fitting t-shirts and jeans from my unwashed, blackened mechanic hands!

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

All cis men should be requires to be part of some sort of subculture for at least 2 years so they can learn a cool look. If a Guy is Normal Type it means he's weak against Fighting Type Guys but gets half damage from Ghost Type Guys but also they only ever are around other dudes thst dress like toddlers

[-] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

its like an especially silly midpoint between the fashion sense of a 12 year old middle schooler and a severely alcoholic trucker without access to toiletries or washing facilities

But that’s how real life mad prophets look large-adult-son

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

you actually in here trying to tell us Louis XIV didn't have swag?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He had so much that even modern historians are still butthurt and jealous about it.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

talking about a guy with such RIPPLING leg muscles he literally refused to be painted without them on display.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago
[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 11 months ago

The lads pictured just before they dig into their cannibalistic feast.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

image is from The Favourite for anyone curious

that's Nicholas Holt in the middle

he's very funny in this movie

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Damn retvrn

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