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[-] Kase@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

That chicken is just so… testicular

[-] Steelmonkey@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Keep him on the toilet

[-] HonorIsDead@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Corn looks like a sludge still thawing out.

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[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

It looks like mixing baby food with uncooked meat.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 10 months ago

Is that chicken even cooked? 🤢

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Steamed or boiled... probably...

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago
[-] g0nz0li0@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

That chicken is so raw that 22 states want that man in prison.

[-] HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net 8 points 10 months ago

Might we consider what quality of man? Picked up at the Walmart

[-] cryostars@lemmyf.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Behind the Walmart dumpster*

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[-] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

By the ball sack? Cuz that's the only thing I can assume is in the top left corner of that plate

[-] superfes@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Once again, I'm glad that I do most of the cooking...

[-] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is how you keep a man on the toilet shitting blood after he gets Salmonella

[-] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 10 months ago
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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Great Value dinner

[-] Crafter72@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Uhhh, the picture seems like out of this world and at the same time the corn thingy reminds me garmonbozia

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[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Please see doctor if this is how you have been treating your poor body

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

On the toilet.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago
[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Chicken drumsticks (without skin), mac and cheese mixed with shells and cheese, plus canned corn.

Nothing fancy but this wouldn't look so horrific with some not-awful lighting. It's a terrible picture of some pretty typical food.

[-] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago

...in which country, though?

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