“I’m native to China, but white people started growing me on an island and selling my body globally and now everyone thinks I’m from New Zealand. Capitalism ruins everything. Here, take this spoon and finish me off already.”
That's not his mouth.
They’re in pain because a piece of them was carved out in the shape of a mouth
He thinks about us, thinking about him, thinking about us, and so on. He also wants u to purchase a kiwi.
"I have more potassium than a banana, more vitamin E and vitamin K than an avocado, more fiber than the leading cereal brand, and more vitamin C than an orange. Every day I pray for the sweet release of death and every day a cruel god prolongs my meaningless suffering. I am distributed by Sun Pacific in Reedley, CA."
this post was submitted on 05 Jan 2024
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