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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

EDIT: since apparently a bunch of people woke up with the wrong foot this morning or forgot to check the group they’re in:

This is a joke. Do not steal or vandalize speed enforcement cameras (or anything else for that matter). That’s against the law and you will likely get arrested.

If you’re addicted to crack or any other drugs, please seek professional help.

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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

In Finland we steal dynamite from construction sites and do some sudden nightly dismantling. No crackheads needed.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It does amaze me how many people I've met who have a vicious hatred towards speed cameras. Especially interesting e: in a country where people have so much respect for the police.

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 74 points 10 months ago

We don't like the idea a private company is enforcing laws not for safety but for profit. Especially when things like shortening of yellow light time and cameras that don't properly report speed. It's horseshit.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago
[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 50 points 10 months ago

Yeah. Even in the US many municipalities outsource almost the entire ticketing process to the company selling the cameras, and the company collects a (usually outsized) percentage of the fees. So the company has the incentive to use whatever shady tactics to increase ticketing infraction events. This could be by changing the camera angle slightly to falsely get plates from yellow throughers or sometimes they change light timing itself to increase ticketing events..

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[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It's not the local government putting them up, it's a private company who is in charge and keeps at least half the revenue. Plus when their location is known and they get less effective the same company will try other things like altering yellow light time length to keep profits up.

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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 points 10 months ago

What about vodka, is that needed?

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[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

What's the copper to crack exchange rate currently?

[-] ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub 28 points 10 months ago

5.5lbs of copper is apparently about 20$ worth

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

What is that? Like 1 crack?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I should make a website that shows crack prices across the usa on a map. I could open it up to submissions and build a dataset of what people charge for crack. Then get a perfect business plan. Corner the crack market. Oh wow I know what im gonna do with the rest of my life!

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

"1 crack please, Mr. Dealer, sir."

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[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 34 points 10 months ago

Don't know how there would be that much copper in there.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 41 points 10 months ago

Perhaps you're not the intended target audience, then.

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[-] sus@programming.dev 29 points 10 months ago

are you sure? There's only 1 way to find out

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[-] Kalkaline@lemmy.zip 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That doesn't sound quite right, but I'm sure there's some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gotta enforce speed limits.

And these things don't shoot you if you look at them wrong – or are black.

Edit: "No, you can't just stick a camera worth a couple of thousand [local currency] next to the road, that takes photographic evidence of infractions. You gotta rip out the entire surface, redesign the sides and introduce a few sharp curves by demolishing a few blocks of buildings here and there. In the mean time speed is only enforced by violent cops who feel like you were speeding.

It's the only logical way."

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

And they fucking work!

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/annoying-thing-speed-cameras-ottawa-they-work-1.6786951

https://driving.ca/column/lorraine/speed-cameras-work

I can't believe that people don't want to see them installed in every school zones at least, if there's one place where you don't want people speeding it's there!

"It's a road design issue!" Yeah? What's cheaper and can be done quicker, changing the road design or installing speed cameras?

[-] krellor@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago

Where I live they are mostly used in school zones and residential areas, and they only trigger when going 12+ miles over the limit. Seems pretty reasonable.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

12 mph over in a school zone is proportionally a fucking lot!

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah people not respecting speed zones around schools is a real problem. I can't believe how people drive, and I've always got some Dodge Ram or Ford F150 riding my ass because I'm driving the proper speed.

Even if there was no posted speed limit, there are children everywhere and children are unpredictable.

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[-] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 26 points 10 months ago

And what would it be doing in there?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Every trap needs bait.

Worms for fish. Fish for bears. Copper for meth heads.

[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago

Conducting electricity would be my guess?

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[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 23 points 10 months ago

Some of them used to contain bog standard DSLRs, so they were worth stealing.

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[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah...what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let's train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

[-] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Birds aren't real

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Semi-related: Only small amounts of copper are typically stored in the human body, and the average adult has a total body content of 50–120 mg copper. Most copper is excreted in bile, and a small amount is excreted in urine.

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[-] 768@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Roughly 2.5 kg.

8.17$ per kg equals 20.43$.

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[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

let the intrusive thoughts win

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