Man, that made up news story about a school in Wisconsin providing litter boxes to furry students really did a number on chuds brains huh.

this guy's like 50 and he's submitting facebook-tier The One Joke posts to a state legislature

remind me why I'm supposed to respect this dumbfuck country again?

When you don't know what "anthropomorphic" means.

Getting the dog catcher to arrest my principal because he was acting human-shaped.

animal control pulling up like:

Literal fursecution

Also how many tens of thousands of taxpayer dollars were wasted on the labor and materials required for this bill to go through legislature I wonder

The Republican party respects 4chan more than the Democratic party respects the left.

Idea for a bit: accusing anyone who votes "nay" of being a horse furry.

literal government anti-furry oppression was not on my bingo card

I'm out of the loop, are many children wearing fursuits to school these days? In Oklahoma?

This could mean that the right is realising they can't win the battle for trans rights. The right wing will try to find an "acceptable target" to spread hate about, in order to get their foot in the door and spread more hatred and prejudice for other groups. The fact that they're increasingly focusing on furries means that they realise they're slowly but surely losing their battle against trans rights and are trying to pivot to another target. I expect to see all their usual claims soon, talking about how furries are sexual predators, weird stuff about bathrooms (they already had that litterbox bullshit) accusations of grooming children, accusations of people being "secret furries" or something. It'll be rough for them.

I was going to post this but I got so tired and bored trying to come up with something snappy about how saying things like

“We’re there to educate. We’re not there to teach sexual habits.”

regarding little kids meowing or playing at being a puppy dog is so incredibly perverse. And this joke has been ongoing for years now. Don't these people have any self awareness at all? It's like not even fun to point it out.

Eventually we will all be subjected to leaks of this guy's weird patreon subscriptions or something... He's the one introducing sex nobody else is.

looking desperately for more people to fuck with after passing the trans laws, i see

they're planning to call animal control on the furries

Love how they're like the kids think they're animals, this is insane!!! and then the bill literally provisions for the kids to be taken by animal services LOL

"...who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school shall not be allowed to participate in school curriculum or activities"

I've a feeling it's not only furries being attacked...

Nothing like being told "suck it up, buttercup" by people who think it should be a felony to do anything that mildly annoys them.

Like bro, how will you feel superior to anyone when anyone who elicits your feelings of superiority gets thrown in prison?

Uuuuuh how exactly are they going to enforce that lmao.

So I guess no one is going to be dressing up as anything non-human for school plays?

Teens should rebel and meow at every opportunity

meoooow

Your turn

I hold that it is bad as far as we are concerned if a person, a political party, an army or a school is not attacked by the enemy, for in that case it would definitely mean that we have sunk to the level of the enemy. It is good if we are attacked by the enemy, since it proves that we have drawn a clear line of demarcation between the enemy and ourselves. It is still better if the enemy attacks us wildly and paints us as utterly black and without a single virtue; it demonstrates that we have not only drawn a clear line of demarcation between the enemy and ourselves but achieved a great deal in our work.

2036: The University of Oklahoma cancels all of its IT courses

Deeply unserious country.

First they came for the furries, and I said nothing, for I was not a furry.

the children yearn for the kennels

Guess mascots are out.

Oklahoma 🤮

First they came for the furries and I said nothing because I was not a furry.

mascots to be illegal in usa, in shambles

Politician tries to introduce a bill against the idea of anthropomorphic climate change but the furries got caught in the cross fire.